Andrew in Drag

[00:11.58] A pity she does not exist
[00:13.63] A shame he's not a fag
[00:15.56] The only girl I ever loved was
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[00:19.49] There is no hope of love for me
[00:21.42] From here on I'll go stag
[00:23.46] The only girl I'll ever love is
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[00:40.57] Yeah
[00:44.33] I don't know why I even went
[00:46.30] It's really not my bag
[00:48.47] Just thought it might be funny to see
[00:50.65] Andrew in drag
[00:52.62] The moment he walked on the stage
[00:54.50] My tail began to wag
[00:56.45] Wag like a little wiener dog for
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[01:13.56] Yeah
[01:17.48] I've always been a ladies' man
[01:19.49] And I don't have to brag
[01:21.37] But I'd become a momma's boy for
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[01:25.43] I'd sign away my trust fund
[01:27.61] I would even sell the Jag
[01:29.31] If I could spend my misspent youth with
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[01:46.45] Yeah
[01:50.55] So stick him in a dress and
[01:52.48] He's the only boy I'd shag
[01:54.42] The only boy I'd anything is
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[01:58.33] I'll never see that girl again
[02:00.38] He did it as a gag
[02:02.53] I'll pine away forevermore for
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