Muckraker

Well, I know this girl, she's got the shifty eyes
Wears a long grey coat, she's like a Nazi spy
Those mean, mean tricks, she's gonna make you cry
Took a correspondence course from the FBI

Had a good A in special ever since she was three
Her daddy bought a tutor from the KGB
She's mean, so clean, she's rough but she's pure
She wears a pair of gold rings and I'm blessed with a curse

She's strange
I think she's deranged, you know

Just a muckraker
Just a heartbreaker
Such a brain crater
Just a man hater

Well, her parents so rich, you know they gave her the best
Spent her summer vacations with the OSS
Has a secret headquarters on the banks of the Ruhr
Well, over her bed lies a bust of Goebbels

Now you try to hide high, you try to hide low
Well, she's gonna get you no matter where you go
And you can't win at the game she plays
She's got the full connection to the CIA

She's strange
All over that way, you know

She's just a muckraker
Such a heartbreaker
Just a brain crater
Such a man hater
Just a muckraker
Such a bad man hater
Such a brain crater
Such a brain, brain crater
Just a muckraker
Such a muckraker