Sharing Is Caring (Facebook Ac
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๐ ID: 30340
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And it's telling me your gallery's updated but five
Hundred of your pictures are the same, it looks like
You're pissed up every day with your mates at club nights
And I hate to be uptight, but I just find
It a shame you're afraid of the sunlight
And why do people never quite look like
Their profile picture they pick for the front?
Why it's funny what the camera does to you
That must be why you're stood by someone fatter and uglier
So you look better in comparison, but it's apparent that
You're shallow and that that's what you've done here
Nah - you look absolutely fabulous
So let's have a game of Scrabulous
Mafia Wars! Mafia Wars!
How many times do I have to click ignore?
I didn't want to play it when you asked me before
So what the hell are you still asking me for?
If only there was an application
That let me smash your face in
600 million people like me like this
Are you taking the piss
Or is there something I've missed?
600 million people like me like this
Are you taking the piss
It says this forever: "sending... sending..."
Exactly after you've said something
Regretful it's essential it gets corrected
Like: I was chatting to my friend and said this
"Let's get together, for a bevvy this weekend, Chris"
But cos it only sent the first section
He gets the impression there's sexual tension
Now there's an extra dimension to friendship
I didn't expect, and flipping heck did I mention
I hate the rate of your inane status updates
I couldn't give a you've just baked some cupcakes
If you wouldn't tell me in the pub to my face
Why would I want it cluttering my front page?
Some days I'm amazed to witness
The shitness of other people's daily business
And I'm sick with these lazy idiots:
"I lost my phone, can you post up your digits?"
They say if it exists, there's porn of it
"If a million people join this group
Then I'll call my first born boy Sue"
"Oi you, are you coming to my concert?"
"Well I would, but I'm on another continent"
Every time I log on there's a berk
Who's certain he's an entrepeneur. Sir
You don't understand, I won't become a fan
Of your club promoter brand or Stones cover band
If you're looking for fans you need another plan
Stop spamming us with your rubbish ads
On the other hand, if you're watching this
Click on the link and become a fan of Dan
600 million people like me like this
Are you taking the piss
Or is there something I've missed?
600 million people like me like this
Are you taking the piss
It must be productively harmful
When there's less farmers on farms than on Farmville
"I'm milking a cash cow for sheep, wanna buy some?"
I'm thrilled, can you see my excitement?
These ads are leaving me frightened
How can they see I need my teeth whitened?
Now the security's been tightened
It's even easier to peek at your private
Details, "just provide us your e-mail
We'll make your penis three times the size"
And hiding's not an option, this is social
Global is the new local
Applications, invitations
Poking, open relations
If it's a complicated situation
You won't fix it with switching your status
Suggesting I add a lad that went to my class
I haven't met since reception, why dredge up the past?
"We should reconnect, we haven't spoke in a while"
I know, that's cause I find you totally vile
If we met now, we'd both run a mile
So why's this bloke on my file?
Next time I'm asked "what's on my mind?"
I might just click in the box and reply:
600 million people like me like this
Are you taking the piss
Or is there something I've missed?
600 million people like me like this
Are you taking the piss
Hundred of your pictures are the same, it looks like
You're pissed up every day with your mates at club nights
And I hate to be uptight, but I just find
It a shame you're afraid of the sunlight
And why do people never quite look like
Their profile picture they pick for the front?
Why it's funny what the camera does to you
That must be why you're stood by someone fatter and uglier
So you look better in comparison, but it's apparent that
You're shallow and that that's what you've done here
Nah - you look absolutely fabulous
So let's have a game of Scrabulous
Mafia Wars! Mafia Wars!
How many times do I have to click ignore?
I didn't want to play it when you asked me before
So what the hell are you still asking me for?
If only there was an application
That let me smash your face in
600 million people like me like this
Are you taking the piss
Or is there something I've missed?
600 million people like me like this
Are you taking the piss
It says this forever: "sending... sending..."
Exactly after you've said something
Regretful it's essential it gets corrected
Like: I was chatting to my friend and said this
"Let's get together, for a bevvy this weekend, Chris"
But cos it only sent the first section
He gets the impression there's sexual tension
Now there's an extra dimension to friendship
I didn't expect, and flipping heck did I mention
I hate the rate of your inane status updates
I couldn't give a you've just baked some cupcakes
If you wouldn't tell me in the pub to my face
Why would I want it cluttering my front page?
Some days I'm amazed to witness
The shitness of other people's daily business
And I'm sick with these lazy idiots:
"I lost my phone, can you post up your digits?"
They say if it exists, there's porn of it
"If a million people join this group
Then I'll call my first born boy Sue"
"Oi you, are you coming to my concert?"
"Well I would, but I'm on another continent"
Every time I log on there's a berk
Who's certain he's an entrepeneur. Sir
You don't understand, I won't become a fan
Of your club promoter brand or Stones cover band
If you're looking for fans you need another plan
Stop spamming us with your rubbish ads
On the other hand, if you're watching this
Click on the link and become a fan of Dan
600 million people like me like this
Are you taking the piss
Or is there something I've missed?
600 million people like me like this
Are you taking the piss
It must be productively harmful
When there's less farmers on farms than on Farmville
"I'm milking a cash cow for sheep, wanna buy some?"
I'm thrilled, can you see my excitement?
These ads are leaving me frightened
How can they see I need my teeth whitened?
Now the security's been tightened
It's even easier to peek at your private
Details, "just provide us your e-mail
We'll make your penis three times the size"
And hiding's not an option, this is social
Global is the new local
Applications, invitations
Poking, open relations
If it's a complicated situation
You won't fix it with switching your status
Suggesting I add a lad that went to my class
I haven't met since reception, why dredge up the past?
"We should reconnect, we haven't spoke in a while"
I know, that's cause I find you totally vile
If we met now, we'd both run a mile
So why's this bloke on my file?
Next time I'm asked "what's on my mind?"
I might just click in the box and reply:
600 million people like me like this
Are you taking the piss
Or is there something I've missed?
600 million people like me like this
Are you taking the piss
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:11.52] And it's telling me your gallery's updated but five
[00:13.47] Hundred of your pictures are the same, it looks like
[00:16.19] You're pissed up every day with your mates at club nights
[00:18.00] And I hate to be uptight, but I just find
[00:20.74] It a shame you're afraid of the sunlight
[00:22.60] And why do people never quite look like
[00:25.37] Their profile picture they pick for the front?
[00:26.36] Why it's funny what the camera does to you
[00:28.17] That must be why you're stood by someone fatter and uglier
[00:30.07] So you look better in comparison, but it's apparent that
[00:32.73] You're shallow and that that's what you've done here
[00:34.60] Nah - you look absolutely fabulous
[00:37.33] So let's have a game of Scrabulous
[00:38.30] Mafia Wars! Mafia Wars!
[00:41.02] How many times do I have to click ignore?
[00:42.93] I didn't want to play it when you asked me before
[00:44.74] So what the hell are you still asking me for?
[00:47.54] If only there was an application
[00:49.31] That let me smash your face in
[00:51.26] 600 million people like me like this
[00:55.78] Are you taking the piss
[00:57.66] Or is there something I've missed?
[00:59.59] 600 million people like me like this
[01:04.08] Are you taking the piss
[01:07.85] It says this forever: "sending... sending..."
[01:12.48] Exactly after you've said something
[01:14.24] Regretful it's essential it gets corrected
[01:16.02] Like: I was chatting to my friend and said this
[01:17.92] "Let's get together, for a bevvy this weekend, Chris"
[01:20.68] But cos it only sent the first section
[01:22.47] He gets the impression there's sexual tension
[01:24.34] Now there's an extra dimension to friendship
[01:27.16] I didn't expect, and flipping heck did I mention
[01:28.95] I hate the rate of your inane status updates
[01:31.74] I couldn't give a you've just baked some cupcakes
[01:32.60] If you wouldn't tell me in the pub to my face
[01:35.36] Why would I want it cluttering my front page?
[01:37.41] Some days I'm amazed to witness
[01:38.47] The shitness of other people's daily business
[01:41.23] And I'm sick with these lazy idiots:
[01:43.08] "I lost my phone, can you post up your digits?"
[01:44.91] They say if it exists, there's porn of it
[01:47.64] "If a million people join this group
[01:51.32] Then I'll call my first born boy Sue"
[01:53.21] "Oi you, are you coming to my concert?"
[01:55.06] "Well I would, but I'm on another continent"
[01:57.86] Every time I log on there's a berk
[01:59.75] Who's certain he's an entrepeneur. Sir
[02:01.51] You don't understand, I won't become a fan
[02:03.37] Of your club promoter brand or Stones cover band
[02:06.12] If you're looking for fans you need another plan
[02:07.99] Stop spamming us with your rubbish ads
[02:09.73] On the other hand, if you're watching this
[02:11.62] Click on the link and become a fan of Dan
[02:14.47] 600 million people like me like this
[02:19.09] Are you taking the piss
[02:20.80] Or is there something I've missed?
[02:22.62] 600 million people like me like this
[02:27.32] Are you taking the piss
[02:30.12] It must be productively harmful
[02:31.90] When there's less farmers on farms than on Farmville
[02:34.69] "I'm milking a cash cow for sheep, wanna buy some?"
[02:36.56] I'm thrilled, can you see my excitement?
[02:39.26] These ads are leaving me frightened
[02:41.15] How can they see I need my teeth whitened?
[02:42.92] Now the security's been tightened
[02:44.87] It's even easier to peek at your private
[02:47.51] Details, "just provide us your e-mail
[02:49.42] We'll make your penis three times the size"
[02:51.24] And hiding's not an option, this is social
[02:53.14] Global is the new local
[02:54.91] Applications, invitations
[02:57.85] Poking, open relations
[03:00.58] If it's a complicated situation
[03:01.53] You won't fix it with switching your status
[03:04.26] Suggesting I add a lad that went to my class
[03:05.15] I haven't met since reception, why dredge up the past?
[03:07.99] "We should reconnect, we haven't spoke in a while"
[03:09.72] I know, that's cause I find you totally vile
[03:12.56] If we met now, we'd both run a mile
[03:14.37] So why's this bloke on my file?
[03:16.15] Next time I'm asked "what's on my mind?"
[03:18.06] I might just click in the box and reply:
[03:20.80] 600 million people like me like this
[03:24.57] Are you taking the piss
[03:27.23] Or is there something I've missed?
[03:29.10] 600 million people like me like this
[03:33.67] Are you taking the piss
[03:51.25]
[00:13.47] Hundred of your pictures are the same, it looks like
[00:16.19] You're pissed up every day with your mates at club nights
[00:18.00] And I hate to be uptight, but I just find
[00:20.74] It a shame you're afraid of the sunlight
[00:22.60] And why do people never quite look like
[00:25.37] Their profile picture they pick for the front?
[00:26.36] Why it's funny what the camera does to you
[00:28.17] That must be why you're stood by someone fatter and uglier
[00:30.07] So you look better in comparison, but it's apparent that
[00:32.73] You're shallow and that that's what you've done here
[00:34.60] Nah - you look absolutely fabulous
[00:37.33] So let's have a game of Scrabulous
[00:38.30] Mafia Wars! Mafia Wars!
[00:41.02] How many times do I have to click ignore?
[00:42.93] I didn't want to play it when you asked me before
[00:44.74] So what the hell are you still asking me for?
[00:47.54] If only there was an application
[00:49.31] That let me smash your face in
[00:51.26] 600 million people like me like this
[00:55.78] Are you taking the piss
[00:57.66] Or is there something I've missed?
[00:59.59] 600 million people like me like this
[01:04.08] Are you taking the piss
[01:07.85] It says this forever: "sending... sending..."
[01:12.48] Exactly after you've said something
[01:14.24] Regretful it's essential it gets corrected
[01:16.02] Like: I was chatting to my friend and said this
[01:17.92] "Let's get together, for a bevvy this weekend, Chris"
[01:20.68] But cos it only sent the first section
[01:22.47] He gets the impression there's sexual tension
[01:24.34] Now there's an extra dimension to friendship
[01:27.16] I didn't expect, and flipping heck did I mention
[01:28.95] I hate the rate of your inane status updates
[01:31.74] I couldn't give a you've just baked some cupcakes
[01:32.60] If you wouldn't tell me in the pub to my face
[01:35.36] Why would I want it cluttering my front page?
[01:37.41] Some days I'm amazed to witness
[01:38.47] The shitness of other people's daily business
[01:41.23] And I'm sick with these lazy idiots:
[01:43.08] "I lost my phone, can you post up your digits?"
[01:44.91] They say if it exists, there's porn of it
[01:47.64] "If a million people join this group
[01:51.32] Then I'll call my first born boy Sue"
[01:53.21] "Oi you, are you coming to my concert?"
[01:55.06] "Well I would, but I'm on another continent"
[01:57.86] Every time I log on there's a berk
[01:59.75] Who's certain he's an entrepeneur. Sir
[02:01.51] You don't understand, I won't become a fan
[02:03.37] Of your club promoter brand or Stones cover band
[02:06.12] If you're looking for fans you need another plan
[02:07.99] Stop spamming us with your rubbish ads
[02:09.73] On the other hand, if you're watching this
[02:11.62] Click on the link and become a fan of Dan
[02:14.47] 600 million people like me like this
[02:19.09] Are you taking the piss
[02:20.80] Or is there something I've missed?
[02:22.62] 600 million people like me like this
[02:27.32] Are you taking the piss
[02:30.12] It must be productively harmful
[02:31.90] When there's less farmers on farms than on Farmville
[02:34.69] "I'm milking a cash cow for sheep, wanna buy some?"
[02:36.56] I'm thrilled, can you see my excitement?
[02:39.26] These ads are leaving me frightened
[02:41.15] How can they see I need my teeth whitened?
[02:42.92] Now the security's been tightened
[02:44.87] It's even easier to peek at your private
[02:47.51] Details, "just provide us your e-mail
[02:49.42] We'll make your penis three times the size"
[02:51.24] And hiding's not an option, this is social
[02:53.14] Global is the new local
[02:54.91] Applications, invitations
[02:57.85] Poking, open relations
[03:00.58] If it's a complicated situation
[03:01.53] You won't fix it with switching your status
[03:04.26] Suggesting I add a lad that went to my class
[03:05.15] I haven't met since reception, why dredge up the past?
[03:07.99] "We should reconnect, we haven't spoke in a while"
[03:09.72] I know, that's cause I find you totally vile
[03:12.56] If we met now, we'd both run a mile
[03:14.37] So why's this bloke on my file?
[03:16.15] Next time I'm asked "what's on my mind?"
[03:18.06] I might just click in the box and reply:
[03:20.80] 600 million people like me like this
[03:24.57] Are you taking the piss
[03:27.23] Or is there something I've missed?
[03:29.10] 600 million people like me like this
[03:33.67] Are you taking the piss
[03:51.25]