Why I Pack My Lunch

[00:17.03] The lunch bell tolls, we go bravely
[00:21.35] To chicken knuckles with toxic gravy
[00:25.44] Cream of tea bags, wombat pelt
[00:29.68] Lizard lips, what's that? Smelt?
[00:33.53] Chocolate pudding that goes crunch
[00:37.52] Is it any wonder why I pack my lunch?
[00:48.74] French fried nostrils, tuna rolls
[00:52.50] Is that shoe or just fillet of sole?
[00:56.88] Grilled toenails with a side of bunions
[01:01.07] Sautéed bats with lots of onions
[01:04.53] Biscuits hard enough to bunt
[01:08.44] Is it any wonder why I pack my lunch?
[01:18.62] Some things move, some things shouldn't
[01:25.91] You buy your lunch here? Pal, I wouldn't
[01:34.39] Some things ought to be left alone
[01:38.81] Turn them back to dirt and stone
[01:42.53] Good food's rare as Haley's Comet
[01:46.37] This stuff makes me want to leave the table
[02:08.45] Chunky milk, eyebrow soup
[02:12.12] Refried snakeskin, fresh-baked boot
[02:16.62] Poultry feet with goat entrails
[02:20.68] Escargot? No, that's snails
[02:24.39] Chicken beaks on sticky buns
[02:28.50] Is it any wonder why I pack my lunch?
[02:37.03] Are you gonna eat that?
[02:39.86] I wouldn't
[02:42.67] What is it?
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