Volvo Man

[00:00.12] I'm not a vicious person
[00:03.09] But you bet I know what's right
[00:05.78] I'm here to teach you how to drive
[00:09.11] To help you see the light
[00:11.80] I'll fix your driving problems
[00:15.17] No matter what they are
[00:17.93] You'll find out just what I mean
[00:20.86] When you drive behind my car
[00:24.12] I am what I am
[00:29.16] I am Volvo Man
[00:57.45] Drive in the fast lane
[00:59.99] 30 km below the legal limit
[01:03.87] I'll beep my horn at a stationary car
[01:06.87] Even though theres no-one in it
[01:09.77] I have my lights on high beam
[01:12.67] Even though it is not dark
[01:15.82] I'll muck around, confuse you
[01:18.92] And then I'll take your park
[01:21.65] I am what I am
[01:26.65] I am Volvo Man
[01:50.08] I slow down at every intersection
[01:54.06] Regardless of the color of the lights
[01:56.79] There's airbags on the left hand side
[01:59.83] And there's airbags on the right
[02:02.48] I put my blinker on two minutes
[02:05.33] before I turn into a street
[02:09.08] My car alarm will sound all night
[02:11.86] If you come within 50 feet
[02:15.13] I am what I am
[02:20.18] I am Volvo Man
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