Simon Diamond

Simon Diamond sold his soul
Changed his name by deed poll
Started out as Simon Russell
Lived his life inside a nutshell

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Couldn't take the public scorn
Changed from human to plant form
Now he swapped his legs for roots
His arms and soil are in cahoots

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What will become of Simon Diamond
Water himself can't change the climate
What will become of Simon Diamond
Water himself can't change the climate

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