Geeked Out

This is a song for the geeks of the world
Quincy, can you please pass me that Norton Utilities manual?

Though we once got dissed for our thick frames
Now we get more play than Rick James
2005 Baby, yo, the nerd is back
We're smart, paid, sexy, and that's a fact
Fabio who? That's right, shut up!
Can't defrag a Mac while he does push-ups
Still don't believe me? Well I hope this helps
Who's got more gold, Bill Gates or Michael Phelps?
Johnny Quarterback's glory days would never last
He got his girl pregnant, and now he's pumping gas
While the kid he once dissed hung out in his garage
Now he runs Macintosh and his name is Steve Jobs
Not to simplify matters, but think about this
A nerd will use his mind, bullies use their fists
Stop hating on us just because we're smart
Sing along to my song, that's a very good start

Get your geek on, baby, for what it's worth
The first shall be last and the last shall be first
Proud to be a brain, brain A, reverse
'Cause the geeks shall inherit the earth
Get your geek on, baby, for what it's worth
The first shall be last and the last shall be first
Check check the bass, cosine inverse
'Cause the geeks shall inherit the earth

I never knew the brain could be so sexy
Just wait until I show you my Star Wars sheets
We can ride the Millennium Falcon of love
Ooh, MC Lars!

Check it out, here's the story of a kid from California
Fifth grade disgrace, I thought I might warn ya
By an A&R retainer, dissed by sixth graders
Kids yelled "nerd!" dark like Darth Vader
Weird Al fan, eleven forever
Not the best catcher, but computer clever
Eighth grade online internet addict
IRC, Modem Vogel habit
HTML, seventh grade website
Jerky Boys fan page, coding all night
Game Boy Advance, Mario Kart
Wesley Willison, outsider art
Writing music plug-in with that digi-midi patch
Tweaked out turntables, learning how to scratch
Couldn't be nerdier if he tried
'Til he wrote a funky song all about geek pride

Get your geek on, baby, for what it's worth
The first shall be last and the last shall be first
Proud to be a brain, brain A, reverse
'Cause the geeks shall inherit the earth
Get your geek on, baby, for what it's worth
The first shall be last and the last shall be first
Check check the bass, cosine inverse
'Cause the geeks shall inherit the earth

If you're geeked out, freak out, speak out
Proud to be a brain, tell me what's it all about
If you're geeked out, freak out, speak out
Proud to be me, tell me what's it all about
If you're geeked out, freak out, speak out
Proud to be a brain, tell me what's it all about
If you're geeked out, freak out, speak out
Proud to be me, tell me what's it all about
If you're geeked out, freak out, speak out
Proud to be a brain, tell me what's it all about
If you're geeked out, freak out, speak out
Proud to be me, tell me what's it all about
If you're geeked out, freak out, speak out
Proud to be a brain, tell me what's it all about
If you're geeked out, freak out, speak out
Proud to be me, tell me what's it all about

Don't be afraid of your intelligence
Because that's awesome, okay?
We don't need anyone telling us what's cool
And when they ask the eternal question "why?"
Tell them Lars sent ya

Get your geek on, baby, for what it's worth
The first shall be last and the last shall be first
Proud to be a brain, brain A, reverse
'Cause the geeks shall inherit the earth
Get your geek on, baby, for what it's worth
The first shall be last and the last shall be first
Check check the bass, cosine inverse
'Cause the geeks shall inherit the earth
Get your geek on, baby, for what it's worth
The first shall be last and the last shall be first
Proud to be a brain, brain A, reverse
'Cause the geeks shall inherit the earth
Get your geek on, baby, for what it's worth
The first shall be last and the last shall be first
Check check the bass, cosine inverse
'Cause the geeks shall inherit the earth