See You at Lakefair

There's been no war like the one we wage today
If you've got muscle we may be interested
I've been here decades but I'll never die
Sign here and we'll make you our special guy
Trama wraps, jock straps, ice packs and our injuries
Cuts, sores, scrapes, burns, bruises. If you decide to bleed
We've got more muscle than the rage today
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Don't lose that smile while you're vomiting
Sin!