Breaker 1-9 (Beatnuts Remix)

B-b-b-b-b-b warning man
The CB's, the CB's man they here
We gotta, we gotta, ahhh
B-b-b-b-b-b-break it on down

A weeby weeby wobble gobble gobble ooh the turkey
Lord have mercy, mercy mercy me
You see I'm trying to get the poonanny
But you just wanna block me

Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh
You see I'm trying to get the poonanny

But you just wanna block me

Lick a shot, c'mon, c'mon
So get your rattle rattle thundercloud and vroom vroom vroom
Because I gotta gotta get some elbow room
So I can Bangkok, better yet not Italy
But raindrops keep fallin on my couch tryin to sit with me
Tampin up my program so I play another slow jam
It's not an ancient Chinese secret, you should know man

But you insist on stayin playin Genesis
I gotta put an end to this, baldergash, EEEH! haul ass
And don't come knockin my door with the cock-a-doodle-doo
I'm talkin to his and his and hers, threes company too
So step to the, step to the rear
And don't come back now, hear?

"Breaker one-nine, breaker one-nine, mayday"
"Breaker one-nine, breaker one-nine, mayday"
"Breaker one-nine, breaker one-nine, mayday"
"Breaker one-nine, breaker one-nine, mayday"

The CB's, the CB's, they're here
Checkin my mirror from the rear

Blocks are closer than they appear
The time is near for you to drop your beer
And get your dots together
But ain't no hots, uh-uh, your dick isn't there
You're thinkin that oops, I made a mistake
You say, "Fuck Dale Carter, c'mon Jimmy, give me a break
You made a mistake on the first take

Tryin to break a leg for take two
You shoulda ate your Wheaties
And Petey mighta made a breakthrough"
You stay to hopin things might bloom
So you assume position
Wishin he would listen, so you start to kissin
It's alive, and up goes, and up goes your adrenaline
You aim, you fire, there you go, flipped again

So you take vitamins in the lane of all the frigid talk
Try to tell her it's her fault, but Jack and Bean wouldn't stop
Baby bubba youse a goner, huh? Youse a goner

It's fucked up, when your dick is playin tricks on ya
So you pop fizz, what a relief, be strokin off my man
Got your thing in your hand sayin, "I think I can"
Damn that's never happened before
Yeah sure that's what they all say

Uh-oh you better get Maaco, cause ol' girl is salty
What was sweet to eat, has now dried up and rotted
It's a pop-up, you pick up your glove and say, "Oh I've got it!"
Hopin you won't drop you thought you had it made like K.D
What more could go wrong? You got the right one baby

Uh-huh, that you tellin everybody and their mama knows
That you came quick, quicker than a pizza, from Domino's

"Breaker one-nine, breaker one-nine, mayday"
"Breaker one-nine, breaker one-nine, mayday"
"Breaker one-nine, breaker one-nine, mayday"
"Breaker one-nine, breaker one-nine, mayday"
"Breaker one-nine, breaker one-nine, mayday"
"Breaker one-nine, breaker one-nine, mayday"
"Breaker one-nine, breaker one-nine, mayday"
"Breaker one-nine, breaker one-nine, mayday"

Walkin up and down the strip, lookin for some hips
So I can skip, I spotted this honey dip
And her friend tried to sell me a script
That they were in a rush to catch the bus
But that was me, oh gosh

So I begin to bust as her friend looked in disgust

Since ol' girl was with this, I told her friend to kiss this

And listen physical fitness
Use your brain and mind your business

Dippin from a distance in an instant
I got the digits and blew a kiss to her
That ho stank, was mad I didn't spit to her
I hooked up with the one that looked nice

Took her mind like a heist
Still her friends gave her advice to think, twice
Before with me she slept, my rep was kinda ill
They told her to keep that booty sealed
I've been through more hoes than a pill
Still I overcame cause I got game like an athlete
In less than a half week, she was ready to do the nasty
The drawers dropped, the top popped
As the boots was gettin knocked

I heard the door unlock, it was a prop, he was a cop
So I stopped dropped and rolled so I wouldn't inhale a shell
Broke like a fingernail on my trail was a smell of tail

Bailed back around the flat, 'til I stopped to smell a cat
Like a belt everything was strapped
Till my homey asked what's up with that
The cat was like this see, I told him I got busy

This was the spot who dissed me
Cause he told her like a sissy, that was foul
I went through a block to the mound now it's a dead end

The little red Corvette done locked the door and I can't get in
No more no more no more and now I know and now I know
Don't mess around with CB's, good buddy ten-fo'

"Breaker one-nine, breaker one-nine, mayday"
"Breaker one-nine, breaker one-nine, mayday"
"Breaker one-nine, breaker one-nine, mayday"
"Breaker one-nine, breaker one-nine, mayday"

"Breaker one-nine, breaker one-nine, mayday"
"Breaker one-nine, breaker one-nine, mayday"
"Breaker one-nine, breaker one-nine, mayday"
"Breaker one-nine, breaker one-nine, mayday"
"Breaker one-nine, breaker one-nine, mayday"
"Breaker one-nine, breaker one-nine, mayday"
"Breaker one-nine, breaker one-nine, mayday"
"Breaker one-nine, breaker one-nine, mayday"

"Breaker one-nine, breaker one-nine, mayday"