Country Cowboy Rocket Man

I shoved 100 Mentos in my ass
But baby I ain't done
I'm gonna lay down in the country grass
And shine it at the sun
Then I'll crack myself a nice ice-cold 2 litre diet Coke
And when I mix it with the Mentos, I'll be flying over folk
I'm a Country Cowboy Rocket Man, I'm flying through the sky!
The pressure building in my ass shoots me so fucking high
I'm free from all my sorrows now, I'm flying like a goose!
Cause I put some Diet Coke and Mentos in my big caboose
I'm farting up a storm down there, and baby I don't care
Cause with my brand new rocket butt I can go 'most anywhere!
And if you look into the sky and see a Country Man fly by
You many inclined to join me
Baby that be fine
I'm a Country Cowboy Rocket Man, I'm flying through the sky!
The pressure building in my ass, shoots me so fucking high
I'm free from all my sorrows now, I'm flying like a goose
Cause I put some Diet Coke and Mentos, in my big caboose
In grade school science class, my teacher said it can't be done
Look at me now, this country ass is flying towards the sun
So sing it with me, scream it loud, and make sure you have fun
Cause this whole country town sees me now, and baby their all stunned
I'm a Country Cowboy Rocket Man, and I'm flying through the sky
The pressure building in my ass, shoots me so fucking high
I'm free from all my sorrows now, I'm flying like a goose
Cause I put some Diet Coke and Mentos in my big caboose