Sexual Harassment
๐ต 2003 characters
โฑ๏ธ 2:10 duration
๐ ID: 30442052
๐ Lyrics
Hello. Uh, thank you so much
Um, I'm very beautiful
Um, I mean, we're all so attractive
Let's never forget how good-looking all of us are
It's so important
Uh, but that doesn't mean that I don't put in the effort to seduce my husband
At least we both work from home, but at least once a day, I pull down my pants and undies all the way to my shoes
I keep on my top and my shoes and socksies
I take time out of my day, you know, and I waddle over
"Hey!" I'm just setting over here
I love you, you love me; with him, that means I'm down for whatever
Don't tickle me
Don't you come over here and tickle me
We love each other very much
Uh, we have sex in one way very well
Uh, the second way involves a purple buzzer
It's not always charged
Let's not play the blame game
Uh, I'm trying to write fantasies that we could act out, and you really need to know a lot about a genre in order to properly live-action roleplay it
The only thing I know a little bit about, from a certain point of view, is intractable social issues
Uh, so the first scenario we did was gentrification
"My name is Jen
I just moved into this neighborhood
It's so cheap, and I can use my high school Spanish."
"My name is Art, and I'm an artist
I've lived here for Forty years, and it's hipsters like you who are committing cultural genocide
Aren't you the first sign of gentrification, that you transform industrial spaces into galleries? That's making it more attractive to developers."
"New ash, your hand-rolled cigarette into my succulent."
"Oh, Woody, Woody, are you moving out? Has this neighborhood become too cool for you?" "No, I've been evicted
I can no longer afford to live in the city that I love."
"Oh, my God, it's happening to someone I know
Maybe you could move in with me because that's the answer to affordable housing." "Not NIMBY, not in my backyard, but YIMBY, yes in my backyard
If you lived here, you'd be home by now." Scott doesn't like to act, so I do most of it
Thank you so much
Thank you very much!
Um, I'm very beautiful
Um, I mean, we're all so attractive
Let's never forget how good-looking all of us are
It's so important
Uh, but that doesn't mean that I don't put in the effort to seduce my husband
At least we both work from home, but at least once a day, I pull down my pants and undies all the way to my shoes
I keep on my top and my shoes and socksies
I take time out of my day, you know, and I waddle over
"Hey!" I'm just setting over here
I love you, you love me; with him, that means I'm down for whatever
Don't tickle me
Don't you come over here and tickle me
We love each other very much
Uh, we have sex in one way very well
Uh, the second way involves a purple buzzer
It's not always charged
Let's not play the blame game
Uh, I'm trying to write fantasies that we could act out, and you really need to know a lot about a genre in order to properly live-action roleplay it
The only thing I know a little bit about, from a certain point of view, is intractable social issues
Uh, so the first scenario we did was gentrification
"My name is Jen
I just moved into this neighborhood
It's so cheap, and I can use my high school Spanish."
"My name is Art, and I'm an artist
I've lived here for Forty years, and it's hipsters like you who are committing cultural genocide
Aren't you the first sign of gentrification, that you transform industrial spaces into galleries? That's making it more attractive to developers."
"New ash, your hand-rolled cigarette into my succulent."
"Oh, Woody, Woody, are you moving out? Has this neighborhood become too cool for you?" "No, I've been evicted
I can no longer afford to live in the city that I love."
"Oh, my God, it's happening to someone I know
Maybe you could move in with me because that's the answer to affordable housing." "Not NIMBY, not in my backyard, but YIMBY, yes in my backyard
If you lived here, you'd be home by now." Scott doesn't like to act, so I do most of it
Thank you so much
Thank you very much!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:02.07] Hello. Uh, thank you so much
[00:03.68] Um, I'm very beautiful
[00:04.81] Um, I mean, we're all so attractive
[00:04.99] Let's never forget how good-looking all of us are
[00:05.85] It's so important
[00:06.82] Uh, but that doesn't mean that I don't put in the effort to seduce my husband
[00:07.23] At least we both work from home, but at least once a day, I pull down my pants and undies all the way to my shoes
[00:07.91] I keep on my top and my shoes and socksies
[00:08.98] I take time out of my day, you know, and I waddle over
[00:09.90] "Hey!" I'm just setting over here
[00:10.59] I love you, you love me; with him, that means I'm down for whatever
[00:10.90] Don't tickle me
[00:11.23] Don't you come over here and tickle me
[00:12.33] We love each other very much
[00:13.19] Uh, we have sex in one way very well
[00:14.06] Uh, the second way involves a purple buzzer
[00:14.44] It's not always charged
[00:15.70] Let's not play the blame game
[00:15.99] Uh, I'm trying to write fantasies that we could act out, and you really need to know a lot about a genre in order to properly live-action roleplay it
[00:16.32] The only thing I know a little bit about, from a certain point of view, is intractable social issues
[00:16.89] Uh, so the first scenario we did was gentrification
[00:20.95] "My name is Jen
[00:22.43] I just moved into this neighborhood
[00:23.11] It's so cheap, and I can use my high school Spanish."
[00:23.82] "My name is Art, and I'm an artist
[00:24.69] I've lived here for Forty years, and it's hipsters like you who are committing cultural genocide
[00:25.07] Aren't you the first sign of gentrification, that you transform industrial spaces into galleries? That's making it more attractive to developers."
[00:25.26] "New ash, your hand-rolled cigarette into my succulent."
[00:26.25] "Oh, Woody, Woody, are you moving out? Has this neighborhood become too cool for you?" "No, I've been evicted
[00:26.82] I can no longer afford to live in the city that I love."
[00:27.45] "Oh, my God, it's happening to someone I know
[00:28.10] Maybe you could move in with me because that's the answer to affordable housing." "Not NIMBY, not in my backyard, but YIMBY, yes in my backyard
[00:28.98] If you lived here, you'd be home by now." Scott doesn't like to act, so I do most of it
[00:29.46] Thank you so much
[00:30.08] Thank you very much!
[00:30.84]
[00:03.68] Um, I'm very beautiful
[00:04.81] Um, I mean, we're all so attractive
[00:04.99] Let's never forget how good-looking all of us are
[00:05.85] It's so important
[00:06.82] Uh, but that doesn't mean that I don't put in the effort to seduce my husband
[00:07.23] At least we both work from home, but at least once a day, I pull down my pants and undies all the way to my shoes
[00:07.91] I keep on my top and my shoes and socksies
[00:08.98] I take time out of my day, you know, and I waddle over
[00:09.90] "Hey!" I'm just setting over here
[00:10.59] I love you, you love me; with him, that means I'm down for whatever
[00:10.90] Don't tickle me
[00:11.23] Don't you come over here and tickle me
[00:12.33] We love each other very much
[00:13.19] Uh, we have sex in one way very well
[00:14.06] Uh, the second way involves a purple buzzer
[00:14.44] It's not always charged
[00:15.70] Let's not play the blame game
[00:15.99] Uh, I'm trying to write fantasies that we could act out, and you really need to know a lot about a genre in order to properly live-action roleplay it
[00:16.32] The only thing I know a little bit about, from a certain point of view, is intractable social issues
[00:16.89] Uh, so the first scenario we did was gentrification
[00:20.95] "My name is Jen
[00:22.43] I just moved into this neighborhood
[00:23.11] It's so cheap, and I can use my high school Spanish."
[00:23.82] "My name is Art, and I'm an artist
[00:24.69] I've lived here for Forty years, and it's hipsters like you who are committing cultural genocide
[00:25.07] Aren't you the first sign of gentrification, that you transform industrial spaces into galleries? That's making it more attractive to developers."
[00:25.26] "New ash, your hand-rolled cigarette into my succulent."
[00:26.25] "Oh, Woody, Woody, are you moving out? Has this neighborhood become too cool for you?" "No, I've been evicted
[00:26.82] I can no longer afford to live in the city that I love."
[00:27.45] "Oh, my God, it's happening to someone I know
[00:28.10] Maybe you could move in with me because that's the answer to affordable housing." "Not NIMBY, not in my backyard, but YIMBY, yes in my backyard
[00:28.98] If you lived here, you'd be home by now." Scott doesn't like to act, so I do most of it
[00:29.46] Thank you so much
[00:30.08] Thank you very much!
[00:30.84]