Bad Babies

Well, I'm five years old
So you can take it from me
These babies are never what you
Want them to be
They whine and they bite
They chew on your toys
And oh, do they make the most terrible noise!

I tell you, bad babies
They yell and they cry
Bad, bad babies, you never know why
They never ever do the things they they should
Oh, bad babies, why can't you be good?

Wherever they go, it's always a mess
They only yell no, they never say yes
I can't even hear what I'm trying to say
With all those babies being bad all day!

I'm saying, bad babies
They yell and they cry
Bad, bad babies, you never know why
They never ever do the things that they should
Oh, bad babies, why can't you be good?

Oh, come on, look what you did

But maybe maybe maybe
In a year or three
These babies so bad
Will be as good as me!
And maybe maybe maybe
If we all get along
I'll teach them to sing the bad babies song!

It goes: Bad babies
They yell and they cry
Bad, bad babies, you never know why
They never ever do the things that they should
Oh, bad babies
You're on, babies

Bad babies, they yell and they cry
Bad, bad babies, you never know why
They never ever do the things that they should
Oh, bad babies-
Why can't you be good?
Why can't you be good?

Bad babies
Oh, come on
Bad babies
Please
Bad bad babies
I can't take it anymore
Bad babies
Oh, yuck
Bad babies
Stop that crying
Bad babies
You're so bad