Fax Me a Beer

Well, here we are smack in the middle of the '90s high-tech age
We got laser CD's, microchips and fat-free fats these days
Well, that's all fine but I got a mind that's changing too fast for me
'Cause what I thought was new last month, this month it's history

I got a brand new VCR, it's got twenty-nine thousand functions
And I can't make the damn thing work so there goes Petticoat Junction
That's when I got the best idea I think I've had in years
I think I'll be cool and invent the tools that'll fax me a beer

Would you all please fax me a beer?
This invention's gonna set the whole world on its ear
Yeah, makin' old whiskey, that was
Real risky, this is all in the clear
Sit back, relax and punch your fax and I'll fax you a beer

Japan and Germany, they got nothin' on us, you see
Why, this is the latest in good old American high technology
And when this hits the marketplace, Uncle Sam will rule the world
Well, hold on 'cause I'm working on a
Machine that'll fax a real live girl

Would you all please fax me a beer?
This invention's gonna set the whole world on its ear
The old office code will never quite be
The same when it comes out cold and clear
Sit back, relax and punch your fax and I'll send you a beer

Would you like me to fax you a beer?
This invention's gonna set the whole world on its ear
The old office code will never be the
Same when it comes out cold and clear
Sit back, relax and punch your fax and I'll fax you a beer
Sit back and drink and give thanks to Hank and I'll fax you a beer