Playin' Dead

I know that you don't love me
I know that you hate my guts
I know the nasty things you say
About me to those sluts
Well maybe I'm a weasle
Maybe I'm a liar
Maybe I'm a skinny punk
Who couldn't change a tire
I'm laying down
I'm playing dead
I ain't fetching no stick
No way baby
I've always been this pasty
I've always been this shape
I'm just a teensy weensy thing
Past on by itsy bitsy apes
I'm laying down
I'm playing dead
I ain't fetching no stick
No way baby
You know that you could train me
You know that I'd sit and beg
But you think I'm just a dirty dog
That tried to hump that pretty leg
I'm laying down
I'm playing dead
I ain't fetching no stick
No way baby