Sign on the Window

Sign on the window says "Slowly"
Sign on the door says "No company allowed"
Sign on the street says "You don't own me"
Sign on the porch says "Three's a crowd"
Sign on the porch says "Three's a crowd"

Her and her boyfriend went to California
Her and her boyfriend done changed the tune
My bestfriend said "Now didn't I warn ya"
Brighton girls are like the moon
Brighton girls are like the moon, mm

Looks like nothin' but the rain
Sure gonna be wet tonight on main street
Hope that it don't sleet

Build me a cabin in Utah
Marry me a wife, Catherine -??
Have a bunch of kids who call me "Pa"
There must be what it's all about
There must be what it's all about