You Are a Space Alien

Looking at you from across this table
Discussion is ready, willing, and able
But something's on your mind, or maybe it's not

I'm wondering what's going on
Do conversations make sense where you come from?
The revelation hits me from out of the blue

It's the simplest, most consistent logical explanation for
Why you are so weird

You, you are a space alien
What planet are you from?
You are a space alien
I think that you're so dumb

There's a blank expression set on your face
Are you communicating with friends in outer space
Or are social connections a problem wherever you go?

All the signs point to one place
You are an alien from outer space
And then there's the thing
You've got green blood

It's the simplest, most consistent logical explanation for
Why you are so weird

You, you are a space alien
What planet are you from?
You are a space alien
I think that you're so dumb

You are a space alien
What planet are you from?
You are a space alien
I think that you're so dumb

You are a space alien
Get back in your spaceship
You are a space alien
I can't take this head trip