2-01 [Fresh Famous Zombie]
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Scrap, will you please read us yet another question from the jar?
Did you ever have that not-so-fresh feeling?
I often have that not-so-fresh feeling, but I mean fresh in the Run-
DMC sense. Sometimes I just don't feel fresh. Let's have another!
I really don't know much about you...
-Laughs
...But my husband likes you, so I kind
Of have to listen. -laughter- So-
That's fair
Are you famous outside of the US too?
I am not famous to anyone but your husband. -laughter and applause
But I could get your husband to leave
You for me in a moment. -laughter
Would you rather be stuck in a tank with a
Thousand tarantulas or Howie Mandel? -laughter
I'd like to think one could reason with the tarantulas
As you and Miley both released songs mentioning Nashville recently
I was wondering if you would sing "Party in the USA" and use your
Rock powers to get her to stop singing? -laughter- No, no, my
Friends. Only you can stop Miley Cyrus. I don't want to stop her
Who gives a fuck? I mean, it's interesting enough that her dad
Has a job, you know? -laughs- Oh, that was really mean, I'm sorry
Will you marry me?
Uh, you know, if you put that in the jar, you might find out
-Laughter- It's not in the jar, my friend, I'm sorry
You'll never know. We might have been happy together forever
But... you didn't want to put it in the jar, so, you know
It's the zombie apocalypse. Where are you and what are you
Doing? Well, I'm on the stage right here at Revolution Hall
I'm rocking a bunch of beautiful people from the Capital
Land region of New York State, watching them all turn into
Zombies and slowly crawl up upon the stage and eat my flesh
If all NASCAR is is driving at high speeds in traffic
How come there are no drivers from New Jersey?
-Laughs- Are there really no NASCAR drivers from
New Jersey? Are they racist against New Jersey?
Have you ever considered a life as a
Ghostbuster? -laughter- Have I ever!
Please tell us an embarrassing story about yourself or Scrap. Uh
You know, I'd love to, but this isn't a question. -laughter
It's not a question that's in the question jar. There's no question
Mark. I was going to tell you a hellacious tale of debauchery
And woe, but, uh... Believe me, it hurts me more than it hurts you
Did you ever have that not-so-fresh feeling?
I often have that not-so-fresh feeling, but I mean fresh in the Run-
DMC sense. Sometimes I just don't feel fresh. Let's have another!
I really don't know much about you...
-Laughs
...But my husband likes you, so I kind
Of have to listen. -laughter- So-
That's fair
Are you famous outside of the US too?
I am not famous to anyone but your husband. -laughter and applause
But I could get your husband to leave
You for me in a moment. -laughter
Would you rather be stuck in a tank with a
Thousand tarantulas or Howie Mandel? -laughter
I'd like to think one could reason with the tarantulas
As you and Miley both released songs mentioning Nashville recently
I was wondering if you would sing "Party in the USA" and use your
Rock powers to get her to stop singing? -laughter- No, no, my
Friends. Only you can stop Miley Cyrus. I don't want to stop her
Who gives a fuck? I mean, it's interesting enough that her dad
Has a job, you know? -laughs- Oh, that was really mean, I'm sorry
Will you marry me?
Uh, you know, if you put that in the jar, you might find out
-Laughter- It's not in the jar, my friend, I'm sorry
You'll never know. We might have been happy together forever
But... you didn't want to put it in the jar, so, you know
It's the zombie apocalypse. Where are you and what are you
Doing? Well, I'm on the stage right here at Revolution Hall
I'm rocking a bunch of beautiful people from the Capital
Land region of New York State, watching them all turn into
Zombies and slowly crawl up upon the stage and eat my flesh
If all NASCAR is is driving at high speeds in traffic
How come there are no drivers from New Jersey?
-Laughs- Are there really no NASCAR drivers from
New Jersey? Are they racist against New Jersey?
Have you ever considered a life as a
Ghostbuster? -laughter- Have I ever!
Please tell us an embarrassing story about yourself or Scrap. Uh
You know, I'd love to, but this isn't a question. -laughter
It's not a question that's in the question jar. There's no question
Mark. I was going to tell you a hellacious tale of debauchery
And woe, but, uh... Believe me, it hurts me more than it hurts you
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:02.09] Scrap, will you please read us yet another question from the jar?
[00:09.53] Did you ever have that not-so-fresh feeling?
[00:14.08] I often have that not-so-fresh feeling, but I mean fresh in the Run-
[00:19.15] DMC sense. Sometimes I just don't feel fresh. Let's have another!
[00:26.82] I really don't know much about you...
[00:31.51] -Laughs
[00:31.52] ...But my husband likes you, so I kind
[00:34.90] Of have to listen. -laughter- So-
[00:38.27] That's fair
[00:39.95] Are you famous outside of the US too?
[00:46.24] I am not famous to anyone but your husband. -laughter and applause
[00:52.41] But I could get your husband to leave
[00:58.65] You for me in a moment. -laughter
[01:05.00] Would you rather be stuck in a tank with a
[01:08.78] Thousand tarantulas or Howie Mandel? -laughter
[01:14.27] I'd like to think one could reason with the tarantulas
[01:22.08] As you and Miley both released songs mentioning Nashville recently
[01:27.44] I was wondering if you would sing "Party in the USA" and use your
[01:32.88] Rock powers to get her to stop singing? -laughter- No, no, my
[01:38.32] Friends. Only you can stop Miley Cyrus. I don't want to stop her
[01:43.75] Who gives a fuck? I mean, it's interesting enough that her dad
[01:49.16] Has a job, you know? -laughs- Oh, that was really mean, I'm sorry
[01:57.51] Will you marry me?
[02:00.45] Uh, you know, if you put that in the jar, you might find out
[02:04.35] -Laughter- It's not in the jar, my friend, I'm sorry
[02:08.33] You'll never know. We might have been happy together forever
[02:12.28] But... you didn't want to put it in the jar, so, you know
[02:17.84] It's the zombie apocalypse. Where are you and what are you
[02:21.79] Doing? Well, I'm on the stage right here at Revolution Hall
[02:25.72] I'm rocking a bunch of beautiful people from the Capital
[02:29.64] Land region of New York State, watching them all turn into
[02:33.68] Zombies and slowly crawl up upon the stage and eat my flesh
[02:39.85] If all NASCAR is is driving at high speeds in traffic
[02:43.53] How come there are no drivers from New Jersey?
[02:47.53] -Laughs- Are there really no NASCAR drivers from
[02:51.58] New Jersey? Are they racist against New Jersey?
[02:57.85] Have you ever considered a life as a
[03:01.65] Ghostbuster? -laughter- Have I ever!
[03:07.87] Please tell us an embarrassing story about yourself or Scrap. Uh
[03:13.12] You know, I'd love to, but this isn't a question. -laughter
[03:18.31] It's not a question that's in the question jar. There's no question
[03:23.61] Mark. I was going to tell you a hellacious tale of debauchery
[03:28.94] And woe, but, uh... Believe me, it hurts me more than it hurts you
[03:34.16]
[00:09.53] Did you ever have that not-so-fresh feeling?
[00:14.08] I often have that not-so-fresh feeling, but I mean fresh in the Run-
[00:19.15] DMC sense. Sometimes I just don't feel fresh. Let's have another!
[00:26.82] I really don't know much about you...
[00:31.51] -Laughs
[00:31.52] ...But my husband likes you, so I kind
[00:34.90] Of have to listen. -laughter- So-
[00:38.27] That's fair
[00:39.95] Are you famous outside of the US too?
[00:46.24] I am not famous to anyone but your husband. -laughter and applause
[00:52.41] But I could get your husband to leave
[00:58.65] You for me in a moment. -laughter
[01:05.00] Would you rather be stuck in a tank with a
[01:08.78] Thousand tarantulas or Howie Mandel? -laughter
[01:14.27] I'd like to think one could reason with the tarantulas
[01:22.08] As you and Miley both released songs mentioning Nashville recently
[01:27.44] I was wondering if you would sing "Party in the USA" and use your
[01:32.88] Rock powers to get her to stop singing? -laughter- No, no, my
[01:38.32] Friends. Only you can stop Miley Cyrus. I don't want to stop her
[01:43.75] Who gives a fuck? I mean, it's interesting enough that her dad
[01:49.16] Has a job, you know? -laughs- Oh, that was really mean, I'm sorry
[01:57.51] Will you marry me?
[02:00.45] Uh, you know, if you put that in the jar, you might find out
[02:04.35] -Laughter- It's not in the jar, my friend, I'm sorry
[02:08.33] You'll never know. We might have been happy together forever
[02:12.28] But... you didn't want to put it in the jar, so, you know
[02:17.84] It's the zombie apocalypse. Where are you and what are you
[02:21.79] Doing? Well, I'm on the stage right here at Revolution Hall
[02:25.72] I'm rocking a bunch of beautiful people from the Capital
[02:29.64] Land region of New York State, watching them all turn into
[02:33.68] Zombies and slowly crawl up upon the stage and eat my flesh
[02:39.85] If all NASCAR is is driving at high speeds in traffic
[02:43.53] How come there are no drivers from New Jersey?
[02:47.53] -Laughs- Are there really no NASCAR drivers from
[02:51.58] New Jersey? Are they racist against New Jersey?
[02:57.85] Have you ever considered a life as a
[03:01.65] Ghostbuster? -laughter- Have I ever!
[03:07.87] Please tell us an embarrassing story about yourself or Scrap. Uh
[03:13.12] You know, I'd love to, but this isn't a question. -laughter
[03:18.31] It's not a question that's in the question jar. There's no question
[03:23.61] Mark. I was going to tell you a hellacious tale of debauchery
[03:28.94] And woe, but, uh... Believe me, it hurts me more than it hurts you
[03:34.16]