Anti-Pot Talking Doors
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My favorite thing to do when I'm high is watch Road House
Either Road House or anti-pot commercials, those are the two greatest
Unintentional comedy is always the best when you're high
You know, the pot commercials are the best when you come home super baked
And you, it's almost like synchronicity
You turn on the TV, like, "What's on?", and there's that chick with her fucking talking dog
Have you seen that commercial? Oh, my Jesus!
If you haven't seen this, this is a real commercial, made by a partnership for a drug-free America
Where they have this kid, she comes home from school, she looks like a normal high school kid
She opens up her refrigerator door, she's looking for something to eat
And her dog just hops up on the counter and just starts talking, just
"Lindsay, I wish you wouldn't smoke weed
You're not the same when you smoke it, and I miss my friend, well, I'll be outside"
The dog just scampers away
That's pretty crazy, but it's not nearly the craziest part of the commercial
The craziest part of the commercial is how this chick reacts
Her dog was just talking to her
And she goes like this, like, "Wow, he's got a point"
Alright, that's not pot!
That bitch is on Zoloft and cocaine and sleeping pills, alright?
That is not how you would react if you're high on marijuana and your dog just struck up a conversation!
You wouldn't just accept that
You wouldn't just be standing around going "Oh, okay, I guess he talks now, alright, guess he talks"
No, you'd wanna talk to him, you'd be like
"Hey, who else talks?
Does the cat talk? That motherfucker, I knew he could talk, I had a feeling!
What about the fish, what's up?"
You wouldn't even think of him as a friend after a while, you'd get pissed off
Like, "Dude, I've had you for five fucking years
This the first shit out of your mouth? You wish I didn't smoke weed
I tell you I love you every day, you don't say anything, you wish I didn't smoke weed, really?
I wish you didn't lick your asshole when I'm trying to eat breakfast, stupid!
Tell me what to do
You might wanna stop eating out of the litter box before you go giving out advice
So a heads-up, it's kind of tough to take you seriously when you got litter crumbs stuck to your wet nose, faggot, you fucking dummy
You clear up your cat shit problem before you go doing out advice?
Dr. Phil of the dog world, you motherfucker
I wish you wouldn't smoke weed, you're not the same
That's 'cause I'm high, stupid, I planned that in advance"
I did that joke in LA and a guy came up to me after the show
He goes, "Hey man, I did all the animation on those commercials"
I go, "Whoa, what was that like?"
He's like, "I was high the whole time"
Oh, that makes sense
Undercover!
With a secret message!
Either Road House or anti-pot commercials, those are the two greatest
Unintentional comedy is always the best when you're high
You know, the pot commercials are the best when you come home super baked
And you, it's almost like synchronicity
You turn on the TV, like, "What's on?", and there's that chick with her fucking talking dog
Have you seen that commercial? Oh, my Jesus!
If you haven't seen this, this is a real commercial, made by a partnership for a drug-free America
Where they have this kid, she comes home from school, she looks like a normal high school kid
She opens up her refrigerator door, she's looking for something to eat
And her dog just hops up on the counter and just starts talking, just
"Lindsay, I wish you wouldn't smoke weed
You're not the same when you smoke it, and I miss my friend, well, I'll be outside"
The dog just scampers away
That's pretty crazy, but it's not nearly the craziest part of the commercial
The craziest part of the commercial is how this chick reacts
Her dog was just talking to her
And she goes like this, like, "Wow, he's got a point"
Alright, that's not pot!
That bitch is on Zoloft and cocaine and sleeping pills, alright?
That is not how you would react if you're high on marijuana and your dog just struck up a conversation!
You wouldn't just accept that
You wouldn't just be standing around going "Oh, okay, I guess he talks now, alright, guess he talks"
No, you'd wanna talk to him, you'd be like
"Hey, who else talks?
Does the cat talk? That motherfucker, I knew he could talk, I had a feeling!
What about the fish, what's up?"
You wouldn't even think of him as a friend after a while, you'd get pissed off
Like, "Dude, I've had you for five fucking years
This the first shit out of your mouth? You wish I didn't smoke weed
I tell you I love you every day, you don't say anything, you wish I didn't smoke weed, really?
I wish you didn't lick your asshole when I'm trying to eat breakfast, stupid!
Tell me what to do
You might wanna stop eating out of the litter box before you go giving out advice
So a heads-up, it's kind of tough to take you seriously when you got litter crumbs stuck to your wet nose, faggot, you fucking dummy
You clear up your cat shit problem before you go doing out advice?
Dr. Phil of the dog world, you motherfucker
I wish you wouldn't smoke weed, you're not the same
That's 'cause I'm high, stupid, I planned that in advance"
I did that joke in LA and a guy came up to me after the show
He goes, "Hey man, I did all the animation on those commercials"
I go, "Whoa, what was that like?"
He's like, "I was high the whole time"
Oh, that makes sense
Undercover!
With a secret message!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.03] My favorite thing to do when I'm high is watch Road House
[00:05.26] Either Road House or anti-pot commercials, those are the two greatest
[00:08.60] Unintentional comedy is always the best when you're high
[00:10.87] You know, the pot commercials are the best when you come home super baked
[00:14.58] And you, it's almost like synchronicity
[00:16.21] You turn on the TV, like, "What's on?", and there's that chick with her fucking talking dog
[00:22.17] Have you seen that commercial? Oh, my Jesus!
[00:25.50] If you haven't seen this, this is a real commercial, made by a partnership for a drug-free America
[00:31.15] Where they have this kid, she comes home from school, she looks like a normal high school kid
[00:34.75] She opens up her refrigerator door, she's looking for something to eat
[00:37.65] And her dog just hops up on the counter and just starts talking, just
[00:41.07] "Lindsay, I wish you wouldn't smoke weed
[00:46.87] You're not the same when you smoke it, and I miss my friend, well, I'll be outside"
[00:52.54] The dog just scampers away
[00:55.17] That's pretty crazy, but it's not nearly the craziest part of the commercial
[00:58.47] The craziest part of the commercial is how this chick reacts
[01:00.78] Her dog was just talking to her
[01:03.23] And she goes like this, like, "Wow, he's got a point"
[01:11.03] Alright, that's not pot!
[01:12.39] That bitch is on Zoloft and cocaine and sleeping pills, alright?
[01:15.46] That is not how you would react if you're high on marijuana and your dog just struck up a conversation!
[01:21.33] You wouldn't just accept that
[01:23.87] You wouldn't just be standing around going "Oh, okay, I guess he talks now, alright, guess he talks"
[01:29.62] No, you'd wanna talk to him, you'd be like
[01:31.27] "Hey, who else talks?
[01:33.20] Does the cat talk? That motherfucker, I knew he could talk, I had a feeling!
[01:37.28] What about the fish, what's up?"
[01:40.43] You wouldn't even think of him as a friend after a while, you'd get pissed off
[01:42.86] Like, "Dude, I've had you for five fucking years
[01:45.26] This the first shit out of your mouth? You wish I didn't smoke weed
[01:49.91] I tell you I love you every day, you don't say anything, you wish I didn't smoke weed, really?
[01:54.69] I wish you didn't lick your asshole when I'm trying to eat breakfast, stupid!
[01:59.13] Tell me what to do
[02:01.23] You might wanna stop eating out of the litter box before you go giving out advice
[02:05.17] So a heads-up, it's kind of tough to take you seriously when you got litter crumbs stuck to your wet nose, faggot, you fucking dummy
[02:13.72] You clear up your cat shit problem before you go doing out advice?
[02:18.13] Dr. Phil of the dog world, you motherfucker
[02:22.54] I wish you wouldn't smoke weed, you're not the same
[02:26.34] That's 'cause I'm high, stupid, I planned that in advance"
[02:33.69] I did that joke in LA and a guy came up to me after the show
[02:35.80] He goes, "Hey man, I did all the animation on those commercials"
[02:38.89] I go, "Whoa, what was that like?"
[02:40.76] He's like, "I was high the whole time"
[02:44.46] Oh, that makes sense
[02:48.53] Undercover!
[02:50.64] With a secret message!
[02:53.54]
[00:05.26] Either Road House or anti-pot commercials, those are the two greatest
[00:08.60] Unintentional comedy is always the best when you're high
[00:10.87] You know, the pot commercials are the best when you come home super baked
[00:14.58] And you, it's almost like synchronicity
[00:16.21] You turn on the TV, like, "What's on?", and there's that chick with her fucking talking dog
[00:22.17] Have you seen that commercial? Oh, my Jesus!
[00:25.50] If you haven't seen this, this is a real commercial, made by a partnership for a drug-free America
[00:31.15] Where they have this kid, she comes home from school, she looks like a normal high school kid
[00:34.75] She opens up her refrigerator door, she's looking for something to eat
[00:37.65] And her dog just hops up on the counter and just starts talking, just
[00:41.07] "Lindsay, I wish you wouldn't smoke weed
[00:46.87] You're not the same when you smoke it, and I miss my friend, well, I'll be outside"
[00:52.54] The dog just scampers away
[00:55.17] That's pretty crazy, but it's not nearly the craziest part of the commercial
[00:58.47] The craziest part of the commercial is how this chick reacts
[01:00.78] Her dog was just talking to her
[01:03.23] And she goes like this, like, "Wow, he's got a point"
[01:11.03] Alright, that's not pot!
[01:12.39] That bitch is on Zoloft and cocaine and sleeping pills, alright?
[01:15.46] That is not how you would react if you're high on marijuana and your dog just struck up a conversation!
[01:21.33] You wouldn't just accept that
[01:23.87] You wouldn't just be standing around going "Oh, okay, I guess he talks now, alright, guess he talks"
[01:29.62] No, you'd wanna talk to him, you'd be like
[01:31.27] "Hey, who else talks?
[01:33.20] Does the cat talk? That motherfucker, I knew he could talk, I had a feeling!
[01:37.28] What about the fish, what's up?"
[01:40.43] You wouldn't even think of him as a friend after a while, you'd get pissed off
[01:42.86] Like, "Dude, I've had you for five fucking years
[01:45.26] This the first shit out of your mouth? You wish I didn't smoke weed
[01:49.91] I tell you I love you every day, you don't say anything, you wish I didn't smoke weed, really?
[01:54.69] I wish you didn't lick your asshole when I'm trying to eat breakfast, stupid!
[01:59.13] Tell me what to do
[02:01.23] You might wanna stop eating out of the litter box before you go giving out advice
[02:05.17] So a heads-up, it's kind of tough to take you seriously when you got litter crumbs stuck to your wet nose, faggot, you fucking dummy
[02:13.72] You clear up your cat shit problem before you go doing out advice?
[02:18.13] Dr. Phil of the dog world, you motherfucker
[02:22.54] I wish you wouldn't smoke weed, you're not the same
[02:26.34] That's 'cause I'm high, stupid, I planned that in advance"
[02:33.69] I did that joke in LA and a guy came up to me after the show
[02:35.80] He goes, "Hey man, I did all the animation on those commercials"
[02:38.89] I go, "Whoa, what was that like?"
[02:40.76] He's like, "I was high the whole time"
[02:44.46] Oh, that makes sense
[02:48.53] Undercover!
[02:50.64] With a secret message!
[02:53.54]