Skypager
๐ต 1658 characters
โฑ๏ธ 2:12 duration
๐ ID: 30621
๐ Lyrics
Do you know the importance of a skypager?
Uh, uh, uh
Those who don't believe, see you're laid behind
Got our skypagers on all the time
Hurry up and get yours 'cause I got mine
Especially if you do shows, they come in fine
If you're with a G and you're sippin' wine
Eating cacciatore with a twist of lime
Gotta meet your lover at a quarter to 9
Joint by base, then you get your high
If you get your then high, mine is next
The "S" in skypage really stands for sex
Beeper's going off like Don Trump gets checks
Keep my bases loaded like the New York Mets
At times I miss the pager so you don't get vex
Having bad days like a voodoo hex
Conceptually, a pager is so complex
'Cause I be standing by the phone ready to flex
Welcome, wel, wel, welcome to the new skypager
Wel, welcome to the new skypager
Welcome to the new skypager, to the new skypager
Enter telephone number or other numeric message
Uh
So funky
Uh
So funky
Uh
So funky
The batteries I use are called Duracell
They last for three weeks so they do me well
Don't be going through no phases my joint stays on
24-7, from dusk 'til dawn
If you're in Costa Rica on a sunlit beach
You greed for the Phifer, I can be reached
A number of importance, I just put it on lock
You leave code '69", that means you want some (cock)
People tend to think that a pager's foul
Well it kinda is, 'cause it makes me scowl
But it really hurts when you're on the prowl
Brothers know it hurts when you're on the prowl
Grabbing on my joint 'cause I'm an eager owl
Get paged by a G or a business pal
My shit is overflowing, they won't allow
Another page, so I'll just end this now
Message sent
Thank you for calling skypager
Uh, uh, uh
Those who don't believe, see you're laid behind
Got our skypagers on all the time
Hurry up and get yours 'cause I got mine
Especially if you do shows, they come in fine
If you're with a G and you're sippin' wine
Eating cacciatore with a twist of lime
Gotta meet your lover at a quarter to 9
Joint by base, then you get your high
If you get your then high, mine is next
The "S" in skypage really stands for sex
Beeper's going off like Don Trump gets checks
Keep my bases loaded like the New York Mets
At times I miss the pager so you don't get vex
Having bad days like a voodoo hex
Conceptually, a pager is so complex
'Cause I be standing by the phone ready to flex
Welcome, wel, wel, welcome to the new skypager
Wel, welcome to the new skypager
Welcome to the new skypager, to the new skypager
Enter telephone number or other numeric message
Uh
So funky
Uh
So funky
Uh
So funky
The batteries I use are called Duracell
They last for three weeks so they do me well
Don't be going through no phases my joint stays on
24-7, from dusk 'til dawn
If you're in Costa Rica on a sunlit beach
You greed for the Phifer, I can be reached
A number of importance, I just put it on lock
You leave code '69", that means you want some (cock)
People tend to think that a pager's foul
Well it kinda is, 'cause it makes me scowl
But it really hurts when you're on the prowl
Brothers know it hurts when you're on the prowl
Grabbing on my joint 'cause I'm an eager owl
Get paged by a G or a business pal
My shit is overflowing, they won't allow
Another page, so I'll just end this now
Message sent
Thank you for calling skypager
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.47] Do you know the importance of a skypager?
[00:06.05] Uh, uh, uh
[00:08.48] Those who don't believe, see you're laid behind
[00:10.96] Got our skypagers on all the time
[00:13.41] Hurry up and get yours 'cause I got mine
[00:15.84] Especially if you do shows, they come in fine
[00:18.43] If you're with a G and you're sippin' wine
[00:20.79] Eating cacciatore with a twist of lime
[00:23.34] Gotta meet your lover at a quarter to 9
[00:25.79] Joint by base, then you get your high
[00:28.30] If you get your then high, mine is next
[00:30.86] The "S" in skypage really stands for sex
[00:33.08] Beeper's going off like Don Trump gets checks
[00:35.69] Keep my bases loaded like the New York Mets
[00:38.11] At times I miss the pager so you don't get vex
[00:40.66] Having bad days like a voodoo hex
[00:43.46] Conceptually, a pager is so complex
[00:45.91] 'Cause I be standing by the phone ready to flex
[00:53.15] Welcome, wel, wel, welcome to the new skypager
[00:55.40] Wel, welcome to the new skypager
[00:59.77] Welcome to the new skypager, to the new skypager
[01:07.04] Enter telephone number or other numeric message
[01:14.34] Uh
[01:17.49] So funky
[01:20.43] Uh
[01:22.41] So funky
[01:25.15] Uh
[01:27.42] So funky
[01:29.55] The batteries I use are called Duracell
[01:32.17] They last for three weeks so they do me well
[01:34.85] Don't be going through no phases my joint stays on
[01:37.31] 24-7, from dusk 'til dawn
[01:39.76] If you're in Costa Rica on a sunlit beach
[01:42.08] You greed for the Phifer, I can be reached
[01:44.52] A number of importance, I just put it on lock
[01:47.14] You leave code '69", that means you want some (cock)
[01:49.83] People tend to think that a pager's foul
[01:52.05] Well it kinda is, 'cause it makes me scowl
[01:55.19] But it really hurts when you're on the prowl
[01:57.71] Brothers know it hurts when you're on the prowl
[02:00.17] Grabbing on my joint 'cause I'm an eager owl
[02:02.60] Get paged by a G or a business pal
[02:05.00] My shit is overflowing, they won't allow
[02:07.46] Another page, so I'll just end this now
[02:09.73] Message sent
[02:10.47] Thank you for calling skypager
[00:06.05] Uh, uh, uh
[00:08.48] Those who don't believe, see you're laid behind
[00:10.96] Got our skypagers on all the time
[00:13.41] Hurry up and get yours 'cause I got mine
[00:15.84] Especially if you do shows, they come in fine
[00:18.43] If you're with a G and you're sippin' wine
[00:20.79] Eating cacciatore with a twist of lime
[00:23.34] Gotta meet your lover at a quarter to 9
[00:25.79] Joint by base, then you get your high
[00:28.30] If you get your then high, mine is next
[00:30.86] The "S" in skypage really stands for sex
[00:33.08] Beeper's going off like Don Trump gets checks
[00:35.69] Keep my bases loaded like the New York Mets
[00:38.11] At times I miss the pager so you don't get vex
[00:40.66] Having bad days like a voodoo hex
[00:43.46] Conceptually, a pager is so complex
[00:45.91] 'Cause I be standing by the phone ready to flex
[00:53.15] Welcome, wel, wel, welcome to the new skypager
[00:55.40] Wel, welcome to the new skypager
[00:59.77] Welcome to the new skypager, to the new skypager
[01:07.04] Enter telephone number or other numeric message
[01:14.34] Uh
[01:17.49] So funky
[01:20.43] Uh
[01:22.41] So funky
[01:25.15] Uh
[01:27.42] So funky
[01:29.55] The batteries I use are called Duracell
[01:32.17] They last for three weeks so they do me well
[01:34.85] Don't be going through no phases my joint stays on
[01:37.31] 24-7, from dusk 'til dawn
[01:39.76] If you're in Costa Rica on a sunlit beach
[01:42.08] You greed for the Phifer, I can be reached
[01:44.52] A number of importance, I just put it on lock
[01:47.14] You leave code '69", that means you want some (cock)
[01:49.83] People tend to think that a pager's foul
[01:52.05] Well it kinda is, 'cause it makes me scowl
[01:55.19] But it really hurts when you're on the prowl
[01:57.71] Brothers know it hurts when you're on the prowl
[02:00.17] Grabbing on my joint 'cause I'm an eager owl
[02:02.60] Get paged by a G or a business pal
[02:05.00] My shit is overflowing, they won't allow
[02:07.46] Another page, so I'll just end this now
[02:09.73] Message sent
[02:10.47] Thank you for calling skypager