the stuff

Uh uh uh
Uh uh uh
Uh uh uh
Uh uh uh
I get up from a snoring
And the first thing I'm ignoring
Is the sound of my alarm
Followed by a chorus singing
You're no good
Not enough
Call it quits
Hang 'em up
Angry boys make the ugliest ducks
So keep it in
All bottled up

They say I gotta be a man now
So I put my ball cap on
They say I gotta be a man now
So I put my flanell on

Then I shave my beard
Itch my scruff
Tell myself that I'm tough enough
Brush my teeth
Floss 'em up
You'll feel better when you're all cleaned up
Drink my coffee
Pet my pup
Walk outside and hear the birds go hum
Play my music
Crank it up
Then I tell myself that I've got the stuff

Most states don't know who I am (who I am)
Fake smiles and fake my plans (fake my plans)
I'm lost but I do the best I can
To stay steady like I'm superman (superman)
Most states don't know who I am (who I am)
Fake smiles and fake my plans (fake my plans)
I'm lost but I do the best I can
To stay strong like I'm superman

Shave my beard
Itch my scruff
Tell myself that I'm tough enough
Brush my teeth
Floss 'em up
You'll feel better when you're all cleaned up
Drink my coffee
Pet my pup
Walk outside and hear the birds go hum
Play my music
Crank it up
Then I tell myself that I've got the stuff

My thoughts go perusing
Through a mindfield of delusion
It's the same crap every time
That I hear my old man say that
That "You gotta be a man now"(gotta be a man now)
So I put my blue jeans on
He said "You gotta be a man now"(gotta be a man now)
So I put my flanell on

Then I shave my beard
Itch my scruff
Tell myself that I'm tough enough
Brush my teeth
Floss 'em up
You'll feel better when you're all cleaned up
Drink my coffee
Pet my pup
Walk outside and hear the birds go hum
Play my music
Crank it up
Then I tell myself that I've got the stuff