Where's My Apple Pie? (Single Version)

One, two, one, two

We're living on old park benches
Brother, hasn't it been fun?
But you remember me from the trenches
I fought in World War I
Yeah, you saw us off at the troop train
Smiling a brave goodbye
But where were you when we came home
To claim our apple pie?

Oh, where's our apple pie, my friends?
Where's our apple pie?
We walked and wheeled from the battlefield
Now where's our apple pie?

World War II was a favorite
God was surely on our side
The teenage kids enlisted
With the blessings of their daddies' pride
Well, the wars may change, but not so
The blaze in the young boys' eyes
When they cry out for their mamas
In the hours before they die

Oh, where's our apple pie, my friends?
Where's our apple pie?
We walked and wheeled from the battlefield
Now where's our apple pie?

I volunteered for the last one
And I don't want to moralize
But somehow I thought we deserved the best
For the way we threw away our lives
'Cause we all believed in something
Though it wasn't very clear
But I know it wasn't rats in a hospital room
And a broken-down wheelchair

Oh, where's our apple pie, my friends?
Where's our apple pie?
We walked and wheeled from the battlefield
Now where's our apple pie?

Yeah, Johnny finally got his gun
Before he got his apple pie
Now he hasn't got a hand to eat with
But still he doesn't want to die
'Cause he'd prefer to go on fighting
And let his baby brother know
That the next time 'round when the call comes out
It's "Hell no, we won't go"

There'll be no World War III

There'll be no World War III, my friends
There'll be no World War III
We walked and wheeled from the battlefield
There'll be no World War III
And where's our apple pie, my friends?
Where's our apple pie?
We walked and wheeled from the battlefield
Now where's our apple pie?