Televandalism

I-I-I-I-I have a television set
I have a television
I have a television
I confess it
I confess it
I confess it
I confess it
I confess it
I confess it
I have a television
I confess it
I confess it
I confess it
It's mine, and I thank the Lord that I own it

Ask and you shall receive
The new survivors from greed
They fuck whores and do lots of speed
Hey, look at us stay up, there on late night TV
Ask and you shall receive
The Sermon today deals with hypocrisy
You must resist temptation, you must remain clean
God only knows Eleanor, your disease

So, repent, repent, while your money is spent
On their rich and sinful lifestyles
Repent, repent, while your money is spent
The money's not going to that helpless little child

Get, get, get on your knees
Get, get, get on your knees before God

Ask and you shall receive
With a mistress and a wife to deceive
How do they find the time to plug our TVs?
So-called evangelists and his money-making schemes
Get the fuck off my screen!

Repent, repent, while your money is spent
On their rich and sinful lifestyles
Repent, repent, while your money is spent
The money's not going to that helpless little child
Repent, repent, while your money is spent
They seem so valiant, yet they're so vile
Repent, repent, while your money is spent
So, pick it up the phone and dial, dial, dial

Get, get, get, get
Get on your knees before God

Repent, repent, while your money is spent
On their rich and sinful lifestyles
Repent, repent, while your money is spent
The money's not going to that helpless little child
Repent, repent, while your money is spent
They seem so valiant, yet they're so vile
Repent, repent, while your money is spent
So, pick it up the phone and dial, dial, dial

Television, evangelism
Well, did you hear what I said now?
I got down to home base then, didn't I?