Bad, Bad Dreams

[00:33.59] As I lie beside you trying not to make a noise
[00:37.56] My crackerjack heart's all wound up like a toy.
[00:41.98] It's these torrid thoughts,
[00:43.67] They keep stirring up my loins.
[00:46.52] Like a dirty little boy, I gotta see a priest.
[00:49.22] I godda go to confession. I'm gonna call the police-
[00:53.67] I'm gonna do a bad thing.
[00:57.16] Don't tell my mama, don't tell my papa,
[00:59.54] Baby, I've been dreamin' bad, bad dreams.
[01:08.26] I wanna pledge my "allegiancy",
[01:11.11] But I'm a ferocious human beast
[01:13.06] With carnal instincts.
[01:15.68] Still, I'm a standup guy to every
[01:17.56] Gal I meet-all those pretty girls in heat-
[01:21.85] I godda see a priest. I godda go to confession.
[01:26.33] I'm gonna call the police-I'm gonna do a bad thing.
[01:30.64] Don't tell my mama, don't tell my papa,
[01:35.20] Baby, I've been dreamin' bad, bad dreams.
[01:58.78] This sick, old man once shared his philosophy:
[02:03.14] Guys imagine having sex with
[02:04.89] Every girl they see. Ever since,
[02:08.64] I've tried to debunk this myth;
[02:11.99] It's the curse of Dionysus.
[02:15.51] These dreams I have, no girl is left unturned.
[02:19.86] Your best friend, your sister,
[02:21.16] Your 8th grade picture-
[02:24.36] It's enough to want to lop the thing right off...
[02:32.23] So help me god, I gotta see a priest.
[02:35.35] I gotta see a priest.
[02:36.03] I godda go to confession. I'm gonna call the police
[02:37.62] I'm gonna do a bad thing.
[02:39.14] Don't tell my mama, don't tell my papa,
[02:44.20] Baby, I've been dreamin' bad, bad dreams.
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