Ready Player Two

[00:00.05] He's too damn slow, yeah, even for a fox
[00:04.35] He's scared of Koopa shells and question blocks
[00:08.58] Anyone can fly a plane
[00:11.02] Anyone can vacuum ghosts
[00:13.12] But it's not easy being loved the most
[00:17.43] No wonder the Switch brand color isn't green
[00:20.08] (Mama-mia, I'd kill myself)
[00:21.63] And SEGA's blue like all the coolest things (ha-ha, like me)
[00:25.90] Who else would make a barrel swing?
[00:28.02] Who else would date the Koopa queen?
[00:30.33] The burden falls on heroes of the screen (wa-hoo)
[00:34.29] Fuck it
[00:36.87] Ready, player two
[00:37.95] Ready, ready, player, player two
[00:41.19] Ready, player two
[00:42.23] Ready, ready, player, player two
[00:45.47] It's time to raise my voice
[00:47.76] It's time to make some noise
[00:49.95] 'Cause I'm a second choice
[00:52.03] I'm just a second choice
[00:54.35] So-called protagonist
[00:56.14] You mold my agonies
[00:58.50] I get up off my knees
[01:00.66] I'm pressing start now
[01:04.57] When his baby in trouble, I'm running
[01:05.72] I'm playing his humble taller double
[01:07.48] When it's 'bout my boo, he's ghosting and watching me stumble
[01:08.95] You be hatin' my struggle 'cause I'ma snatch the air bubble
[01:11.01] I'm just tryna live, tryna set me free from your lil' brother
[01:13.43] The movie sold me short, was in it less than Toad
[01:15.41] I'm betting my spaghetti, you're getting stomped on
[01:17.67] We're never at the front, a spinoff afterthought
[01:19.79] This time we're catching up to tear your fuckin' needles off
[01:21.89] I'm tired of being bother
[01:23.69] A player two equals zero
[01:25.72] It's always Mario Brothers
[01:27.93] And Sonic Heroes
[01:30.38] Rise up against glory hedgehogs
[01:32.25] And mushroom-swallowing gluttons
[01:34.24] New game plus awaits
[01:36.20] Now we smash buttons
[01:39.49] We're not your clockwork toys
[01:41.22] Wound up with just your voice
[01:43.28] Always a second choice
[01:45.55] We're not a second choice
[01:47.82] So-called protagonist
[01:49.81] You mold our agonies
[01:51.72] We get up off our knees
[01:53.99] Just wait a second
[01:56.27] It's time to raise my voice
[01:58.35] It's time to make some noise
[02:00.34] We're not a second choice
[02:02.51] We're not a second choice
[02:04.95] So-called protagonists
[02:07.00] You mold our agonies
[02:09.08] We're getting off our knees
[02:11.26] We're smashing start now
[02:15.38] Ready, player two
[02:16.34] Ready, ready, player, player two
[02:19.58] Ready, player two
[02:20.62] Ready, ready, player, player two
[02:23.85] Ready, player two
[02:25.06] Ready, ready, player, player two
[02:28.11] Ready, player two
[02:29.25] Ready, ready, player, player
[02:31.66]