How Do You Solve a Problem Like Korea? - Elaina Newport, Brad Van Grack
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Who is the guy who rants and raves?
Who likes to make a scene
He's like a little bulldog
A Korean Howard Dean
And if we weren't so scared of him
We'd even say he's mean
'Cause though he's threatened Seoul
He hasn't got one
We think you know who might just fit the bill
Presenting... Kim Jong Il
How do you solve a problem like Korea?
I have got nukes in case you haven't heard
Respect from US could be a panacea
But your Evil Axis always lists us third
Oh, maybe you ought to do the world a favor
Maybe you shouldn't poke us with a stick
But, what do you have to see
To get you to notice me
Well, if you had oil, that would do the trick
Oh, I think that Freud would say this small Korean
Is compensating for his tiny... height
Who likes to make a scene
He's like a little bulldog
A Korean Howard Dean
And if we weren't so scared of him
We'd even say he's mean
'Cause though he's threatened Seoul
He hasn't got one
We think you know who might just fit the bill
Presenting... Kim Jong Il
How do you solve a problem like Korea?
I have got nukes in case you haven't heard
Respect from US could be a panacea
But your Evil Axis always lists us third
Oh, maybe you ought to do the world a favor
Maybe you shouldn't poke us with a stick
But, what do you have to see
To get you to notice me
Well, if you had oil, that would do the trick
Oh, I think that Freud would say this small Korean
Is compensating for his tiny... height