The Sidewalk Surf

Everybody sliding
Slipping and sliding
So come on with me and glide
Sidewalk surf

Now this little trick is easy to do
(Sidewalk surf)
It's just as easy as 1 and a 2
(Sidewalk surf)
Just get a board any kind of shape
(Sidewalk surf)
Then go find yourself a half barrel skate
(Sidewalk surf)
Get wheels on the board, screw them together
So they'll hold forever and ever

Everybody sliding
Slipping and sliding
So come on with me and glide
Sidewalk surf

Pretend that the sidewalk's a great big sea
(Sidewalk surf)
Now balance yourself and glide like a bee
(Sidewalk surf)
Now when you first do it, you might get a hurt
But soon you'll get hip to the sidewalk surf

Everybody sliding
Slipping and sliding
So come on with me and glide
Sidewalk surf

Sidewalk surf
Sidewalk surf
Sidewalk surf