i've been everywhere

Well, I was humping me bluey
On the dusty Oodnadatta road
When along came a semi
With a high and canvas-covered load
Well, if you're going to Oodnadatta, mate
With me you can bloody ride, yeah
So I climbed up in the cabin
And I settled down inside
He asked me if I'd seen a road
With so much dust and sand
And I said "Listen, mate
I've travelled every road in this here land"

'Cause I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere

Okay, Rusty, where've you been?
I've been to Tullamore, Seymour, Lismore, Mooloolaba
Namor, Maroochydore, Kilmore, Millarbar
Birdsville, Amethil, Wallaville, Cunnamulla, Conomine
Strathpine, Proserpine, Nulladulla, Darwin
Gin Gin, Milliquin, Markadella
Wallabella, Boggabilla, Camberella, Perth

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere

Key change
Oh, crikey
Alright, then what about, uh
What about around Melbourne?
Around Melbourne?
Yeah, where've you been?
Around Melbourne?
I've been to Collingwood, Ringwood, Elwood, Greensborough
Thornbury, Kingsbury, Werribee, Keysborough
Parkville, Yarraville, Kingsville, Mordialloc
Rosebud, Rosanna, Mount Eliza, Elsternwick
Essendon, Preston, Doveton, Gardenvale
Armidale, Riverdale, Aspendale, Melbourne Gaol

I've been everywhere, man (Yeah)
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere

Alright then, smarty pants
What about somewhere really hard now?
Somewhere like overseas
Overseas?
What about Southeast Asia?
Southeast Asia?
Yeah, come on then, come on, let's have it
I've been around
Come on, come on, come on
Southeast Asia?
I've been to Peking, Nanking, Chungking, Hiroshima
Shenyang, Kweichow, Pyongyang, Yokohama
Hangzhou, Wenzhou, Fuzhou, the Gold Coast
Shanghai, samurai, Hokkai, Fukuyama
Hong Kong, King Kong, Ying Tong, Sukiyaki
Nagasaki, Hirosaki, Takasaki, I should be so lucky

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere

Hey, John
Yeah?
I've done a few verses now, I think it's your turn
What?
Come on, mate, tell us where you've been
What? Me?
No
Um, uh
Where've you been?
John, John, John, John
I don't actually get out very much

Oh
Alright, Rusty, you've been around Australia (Yeah)
And you've been around Melbourne (Yeah)
And you've been around Southeast Asia (Mm, yeah)
But how fast have you been there?
I've been to Wollongong, Geelong, Crownstown, Mullumbimby
Mittagong, Mooloolaba, Dromong, Goondiwindi
Yarra, Yarra, Goondell, Warrandale, Turramurra
Burg, Aurukun, Gunnedah, Narrogin, Coomera
Goulburn, Adelong, Bulla, Tamworth, Parramatta
Wangeroo, Cooloola, what's the matter?

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere

I've been here, there, everywhere

I've been everywhere