Montage Part 1: Hello Twelve, Hello Thirteen, Hello Love
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Hello twelve
Hello thirteen
Hello love
Changes, Oh
Down below
Up above
Time to doubt
To break out
It's a mess
It's a mess
Time to grow
Time to go
Adolesce
Adolesce
Too young to take over
Too old to ignore
Gee, I'm almost ready
But... what... for?
There's a lot
I am not
Certain of
Hello twelve
Hello thirteen
Hello love
From the book I diagnosed my own appendicitis
Next day I went to the doctor down the block
Sure enough, acute appendicitis
They rushed me right to the hospital
Well, I figured this book would cover everything
The rest of my life
Then, when I was 13
I had my first
Wet dream
I went right back to the book
Milky discharge, milky discharge, milky discharge
Gonorrhea!
I was in shock, I mean
Gonorrhea!
Before I'd even started
I was terrified I couldn't tell my mother I had
Gonorrhea
So the book said drink a lot of water
Is that all the book said?
No, take penicillin strepto- something-or-other
But I couldn't do anything about that unless I told somebody
So all I could do was drink the water
And I drank like 20 glasses a day
For three weeks!
I almost drowned
Finally I went to confession
And I told the priest that I had gonorrhea
Well, he was in shock too
Who have you been with, my son?
Nobody, nobody!
Then how can you have
Gonorrhea?
Well, I told him about the book's diagnosis for milky discharge
And he set me straight
It's the only time the Church ever helped me out
Well, I was
4 foot 10
4 foot 10
That's the story of my life
I remember when everyone was my size
Boy, was that great
But then everybody started moving up
And there I was stuck at
4 foot 10
4 foot 10
But I kept on hoping and praying
I used to hang from a parallel bar
By the hour
Hoping I'd stretch
Just an inch more
'Cause I was into dancing then
And I was good
And I was hoping I'd grow up to be a prima ballerina
Then I went out for cheerleader
And they told me
No dice, you'll get lost on the football field
The pom poms are bigger than you
I spent my whole childhood waiting to grow
Tits
When am I gonna grow tits?
Secret
My whole life was a secret
One little fart
And they called me stinky for three years, ahh!
Goodbye twelve
Goodbye thirteen
Hello love
(Robert Goulet, Robert Goulet
My God, Robert Goulet!)
...Oh!
Down below
Up above
Playing Doctor with Evelyn
La la la
I'll show you mine
La la
You show me yours
La la
Seeing Daddy... naked!
Time to grow
Time to go
Surprise!
La la la
Mom and Dad were doing it
I'm gonna be a movie star
But you see
The only thing about me that grew was my desire
I was never gonna be Maria Tallchief
I was just
This peanut on point
That was my whole trip, my size
It still is
God, my last show I was 32, and I played a 14 year old brat
Ah! The year of the chicken, 32
Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk
So I got caught
But I don't look it
And I shouldn't knock it
Cause I've always been able to work
From the time I was 5 in King and I
King and I
Up 'til now I've never stopped
Cause whatever I am, I am
Hello thirteen
Hello love
Changes, Oh
Down below
Up above
Time to doubt
To break out
It's a mess
It's a mess
Time to grow
Time to go
Adolesce
Adolesce
Too young to take over
Too old to ignore
Gee, I'm almost ready
But... what... for?
There's a lot
I am not
Certain of
Hello twelve
Hello thirteen
Hello love
From the book I diagnosed my own appendicitis
Next day I went to the doctor down the block
Sure enough, acute appendicitis
They rushed me right to the hospital
Well, I figured this book would cover everything
The rest of my life
Then, when I was 13
I had my first
Wet dream
I went right back to the book
Milky discharge, milky discharge, milky discharge
Gonorrhea!
I was in shock, I mean
Gonorrhea!
Before I'd even started
I was terrified I couldn't tell my mother I had
Gonorrhea
So the book said drink a lot of water
Is that all the book said?
No, take penicillin strepto- something-or-other
But I couldn't do anything about that unless I told somebody
So all I could do was drink the water
And I drank like 20 glasses a day
For three weeks!
I almost drowned
Finally I went to confession
And I told the priest that I had gonorrhea
Well, he was in shock too
Who have you been with, my son?
Nobody, nobody!
Then how can you have
Gonorrhea?
Well, I told him about the book's diagnosis for milky discharge
And he set me straight
It's the only time the Church ever helped me out
Well, I was
4 foot 10
4 foot 10
That's the story of my life
I remember when everyone was my size
Boy, was that great
But then everybody started moving up
And there I was stuck at
4 foot 10
4 foot 10
But I kept on hoping and praying
I used to hang from a parallel bar
By the hour
Hoping I'd stretch
Just an inch more
'Cause I was into dancing then
And I was good
And I was hoping I'd grow up to be a prima ballerina
Then I went out for cheerleader
And they told me
No dice, you'll get lost on the football field
The pom poms are bigger than you
I spent my whole childhood waiting to grow
Tits
When am I gonna grow tits?
Secret
My whole life was a secret
One little fart
And they called me stinky for three years, ahh!
Goodbye twelve
Goodbye thirteen
Hello love
(Robert Goulet, Robert Goulet
My God, Robert Goulet!)
...Oh!
Down below
Up above
Playing Doctor with Evelyn
La la la
I'll show you mine
La la
You show me yours
La la
Seeing Daddy... naked!
Time to grow
Time to go
Surprise!
La la la
Mom and Dad were doing it
I'm gonna be a movie star
But you see
The only thing about me that grew was my desire
I was never gonna be Maria Tallchief
I was just
This peanut on point
That was my whole trip, my size
It still is
God, my last show I was 32, and I played a 14 year old brat
Ah! The year of the chicken, 32
Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk
So I got caught
But I don't look it
And I shouldn't knock it
Cause I've always been able to work
From the time I was 5 in King and I
King and I
Up 'til now I've never stopped
Cause whatever I am, I am
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:10.12] Hello twelve
[00:12.54] Hello thirteen
[00:14.99] Hello love
[00:19.25] Changes, Oh
[00:21.83] Down below
[00:24.03] Up above
[00:28.98] Time to doubt
[00:30.65] To break out
[00:32.36] It's a mess
[00:33.97] It's a mess
[00:35.22] Time to grow
[00:36.81] Time to go
[00:38.61] Adolesce
[00:40.15] Adolesce
[00:42.66] Too young to take over
[00:45.72] Too old to ignore
[00:49.12] Gee, I'm almost ready
[00:51.63] But... what... for?
[00:54.01] There's a lot
[00:55.77] I am not
[00:56.82] Certain of
[01:00.13] Hello twelve
[01:01.83] Hello thirteen
[01:03.18] Hello love
[01:04.46] From the book I diagnosed my own appendicitis
[01:06.89] Next day I went to the doctor down the block
[01:09.74] Sure enough, acute appendicitis
[01:12.19] They rushed me right to the hospital
[01:14.88] Well, I figured this book would cover everything
[01:19.08] The rest of my life
[01:20.78] Then, when I was 13
[01:23.51] I had my first
[01:24.84] Wet dream
[01:27.07] I went right back to the book
[01:28.27] Milky discharge, milky discharge, milky discharge
[01:32.96] Gonorrhea!
[01:35.61] I was in shock, I mean
[01:36.55] Gonorrhea!
[01:37.82] Before I'd even started
[01:39.48] I was terrified I couldn't tell my mother I had
[01:42.31] Gonorrhea
[01:44.16] So the book said drink a lot of water
[01:47.68] Is that all the book said?
[01:48.93] No, take penicillin strepto- something-or-other
[01:53.49] But I couldn't do anything about that unless I told somebody
[01:56.65] So all I could do was drink the water
[01:59.07] And I drank like 20 glasses a day
[02:01.71] For three weeks!
[02:03.89] I almost drowned
[02:05.58] Finally I went to confession
[02:08.30] And I told the priest that I had gonorrhea
[02:11.01] Well, he was in shock too
[02:14.20] Who have you been with, my son?
[02:17.13] Nobody, nobody!
[02:19.50] Then how can you have
[02:24.57] Gonorrhea?
[02:27.82] Well, I told him about the book's diagnosis for milky discharge
[02:32.44] And he set me straight
[02:34.36] It's the only time the Church ever helped me out
[02:36.60] Well, I was
[02:38.02] 4 foot 10
[02:39.24] 4 foot 10
[02:40.91] That's the story of my life
[02:43.55] I remember when everyone was my size
[02:47.62] Boy, was that great
[02:49.28] But then everybody started moving up
[02:50.91] And there I was stuck at
[02:52.63] 4 foot 10
[02:54.12] 4 foot 10
[02:55.93] But I kept on hoping and praying
[02:58.22] I used to hang from a parallel bar
[03:00.94] By the hour
[03:01.89] Hoping I'd stretch
[03:03.11] Just an inch more
[03:05.59] 'Cause I was into dancing then
[03:06.98] And I was good
[03:08.66] And I was hoping I'd grow up to be a prima ballerina
[03:13.25] Then I went out for cheerleader
[03:16.60] And they told me
[03:18.44] No dice, you'll get lost on the football field
[03:25.21] The pom poms are bigger than you
[03:25.30] I spent my whole childhood waiting to grow
[03:26.85] Tits
[03:28.43] When am I gonna grow tits?
[03:31.63] Secret
[03:33.64] My whole life was a secret
[03:38.39] One little fart
[03:40.25] And they called me stinky for three years, ahh!
[03:43.89] Goodbye twelve
[03:45.25] Goodbye thirteen
[03:46.74] Hello love
[03:48.10] (Robert Goulet, Robert Goulet
[03:49.69] My God, Robert Goulet!)
[03:50.75] ...Oh!
[03:51.34] Down below
[03:53.11] Up above
[03:53.83] Playing Doctor with Evelyn
[03:56.86] La la la
[03:57.65] I'll show you mine
[03:58.75] La la
[03:59.40] You show me yours
[04:00.36] La la
[04:00.90] Seeing Daddy... naked!
[04:02.89] Time to grow
[04:04.16] Time to go
[04:05.68] Surprise!
[04:06.37] La la la
[04:07.32] Mom and Dad were doing it
[04:09.62] I'm gonna be a movie star
[04:15.78] But you see
[04:17.66] The only thing about me that grew was my desire
[04:21.35] I was never gonna be Maria Tallchief
[04:28.46] I was just
[04:31.91] This peanut on point
[04:33.57] That was my whole trip, my size
[04:35.79] It still is
[04:37.26] God, my last show I was 32, and I played a 14 year old brat
[04:41.55] Ah! The year of the chicken, 32
[04:44.43] Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk
[04:47.35] So I got caught
[04:48.80] But I don't look it
[04:50.58] And I shouldn't knock it
[04:51.54] Cause I've always been able to work
[04:53.50] From the time I was 5 in King and I
[04:57.13] King and I
[04:58.58] Up 'til now I've never stopped
[05:01.12] Cause whatever I am, I am
[05:03.47]
[00:12.54] Hello thirteen
[00:14.99] Hello love
[00:19.25] Changes, Oh
[00:21.83] Down below
[00:24.03] Up above
[00:28.98] Time to doubt
[00:30.65] To break out
[00:32.36] It's a mess
[00:33.97] It's a mess
[00:35.22] Time to grow
[00:36.81] Time to go
[00:38.61] Adolesce
[00:40.15] Adolesce
[00:42.66] Too young to take over
[00:45.72] Too old to ignore
[00:49.12] Gee, I'm almost ready
[00:51.63] But... what... for?
[00:54.01] There's a lot
[00:55.77] I am not
[00:56.82] Certain of
[01:00.13] Hello twelve
[01:01.83] Hello thirteen
[01:03.18] Hello love
[01:04.46] From the book I diagnosed my own appendicitis
[01:06.89] Next day I went to the doctor down the block
[01:09.74] Sure enough, acute appendicitis
[01:12.19] They rushed me right to the hospital
[01:14.88] Well, I figured this book would cover everything
[01:19.08] The rest of my life
[01:20.78] Then, when I was 13
[01:23.51] I had my first
[01:24.84] Wet dream
[01:27.07] I went right back to the book
[01:28.27] Milky discharge, milky discharge, milky discharge
[01:32.96] Gonorrhea!
[01:35.61] I was in shock, I mean
[01:36.55] Gonorrhea!
[01:37.82] Before I'd even started
[01:39.48] I was terrified I couldn't tell my mother I had
[01:42.31] Gonorrhea
[01:44.16] So the book said drink a lot of water
[01:47.68] Is that all the book said?
[01:48.93] No, take penicillin strepto- something-or-other
[01:53.49] But I couldn't do anything about that unless I told somebody
[01:56.65] So all I could do was drink the water
[01:59.07] And I drank like 20 glasses a day
[02:01.71] For three weeks!
[02:03.89] I almost drowned
[02:05.58] Finally I went to confession
[02:08.30] And I told the priest that I had gonorrhea
[02:11.01] Well, he was in shock too
[02:14.20] Who have you been with, my son?
[02:17.13] Nobody, nobody!
[02:19.50] Then how can you have
[02:24.57] Gonorrhea?
[02:27.82] Well, I told him about the book's diagnosis for milky discharge
[02:32.44] And he set me straight
[02:34.36] It's the only time the Church ever helped me out
[02:36.60] Well, I was
[02:38.02] 4 foot 10
[02:39.24] 4 foot 10
[02:40.91] That's the story of my life
[02:43.55] I remember when everyone was my size
[02:47.62] Boy, was that great
[02:49.28] But then everybody started moving up
[02:50.91] And there I was stuck at
[02:52.63] 4 foot 10
[02:54.12] 4 foot 10
[02:55.93] But I kept on hoping and praying
[02:58.22] I used to hang from a parallel bar
[03:00.94] By the hour
[03:01.89] Hoping I'd stretch
[03:03.11] Just an inch more
[03:05.59] 'Cause I was into dancing then
[03:06.98] And I was good
[03:08.66] And I was hoping I'd grow up to be a prima ballerina
[03:13.25] Then I went out for cheerleader
[03:16.60] And they told me
[03:18.44] No dice, you'll get lost on the football field
[03:25.21] The pom poms are bigger than you
[03:25.30] I spent my whole childhood waiting to grow
[03:26.85] Tits
[03:28.43] When am I gonna grow tits?
[03:31.63] Secret
[03:33.64] My whole life was a secret
[03:38.39] One little fart
[03:40.25] And they called me stinky for three years, ahh!
[03:43.89] Goodbye twelve
[03:45.25] Goodbye thirteen
[03:46.74] Hello love
[03:48.10] (Robert Goulet, Robert Goulet
[03:49.69] My God, Robert Goulet!)
[03:50.75] ...Oh!
[03:51.34] Down below
[03:53.11] Up above
[03:53.83] Playing Doctor with Evelyn
[03:56.86] La la la
[03:57.65] I'll show you mine
[03:58.75] La la
[03:59.40] You show me yours
[04:00.36] La la
[04:00.90] Seeing Daddy... naked!
[04:02.89] Time to grow
[04:04.16] Time to go
[04:05.68] Surprise!
[04:06.37] La la la
[04:07.32] Mom and Dad were doing it
[04:09.62] I'm gonna be a movie star
[04:15.78] But you see
[04:17.66] The only thing about me that grew was my desire
[04:21.35] I was never gonna be Maria Tallchief
[04:28.46] I was just
[04:31.91] This peanut on point
[04:33.57] That was my whole trip, my size
[04:35.79] It still is
[04:37.26] God, my last show I was 32, and I played a 14 year old brat
[04:41.55] Ah! The year of the chicken, 32
[04:44.43] Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk
[04:47.35] So I got caught
[04:48.80] But I don't look it
[04:50.58] And I shouldn't knock it
[04:51.54] Cause I've always been able to work
[04:53.50] From the time I was 5 in King and I
[04:57.13] King and I
[04:58.58] Up 'til now I've never stopped
[05:01.12] Cause whatever I am, I am
[05:03.47]