I'll Never Tell
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⏱️ 4:01 duration
🆔 ID: 3093868
📜 Lyrics
This is the man that I plan to entangle
Isn't he fine?
My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle
Vengeance was mine!
But I'm out of the biz
The name I made, I'll trade for his
The only trouble is—
I'll never tell
She is the one, she's such wonderful fun
Such passion and grace
Warm in the night, when I'm right in her tight—
Embrace! Tight embrace!
I'll never let her go
The love we've known can only grow
There's just one thing that—
No. I'll never tell
'Cause there's nothing to tell
He snores
She wheezes
Say "housework," and he freezes
She eats these skeezy cheeses that I can't describe
I talk; he breezes
She doesn't know what "please" is
His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe!
The vibe gets kind of scary
Like she thinks I'm ordinary
Like it's all just temporary
Like her toes are kind of hairy
But it's all very well
'Cause, God knows, I'll never tell!
When things get rough, he
Just hides behind his Buffy!
Now look, he's getting huffy
'Cause he knows that I know
She clings, she's needy
She's also really greedy
She never—
His eyes are beady!
This is my verse, hello?
She—
Look at me! I'm dancing crazy!
You know
You're quite the charmer
My knight in armor
You're the cutest of the Scoobies
With your lips as red as rubies
And your firm, yet supple— tight embrace!
He's swell
She's sweller
He'll always be my feller
That's why I'll never tell her that I'm petrified
I've read this tale
There's wedding, then betrayal
I know there'll come the day I'll want to run and hide
I lied, I said it's easy
I've tried, but there's these fears I can't quell
Is she looking for a pot of gold?
Will I look good when I've gotten old?
Will our lives become too stressful if I'm never that successful?
When I get so worn and wrinkly that I look like David Brinkley
Am I crazy?
Am I dreamin'?
Am I marrying a demon?
We could really raise the beam in making marriage a hell!
So, thank God, I'll never tell!
I swear, that I'll never tell
My lips are sealed
I take the Fifth
Nothing to see
Move it along
I'll never
Tell!
Isn't he fine?
My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle
Vengeance was mine!
But I'm out of the biz
The name I made, I'll trade for his
The only trouble is—
I'll never tell
She is the one, she's such wonderful fun
Such passion and grace
Warm in the night, when I'm right in her tight—
Embrace! Tight embrace!
I'll never let her go
The love we've known can only grow
There's just one thing that—
No. I'll never tell
'Cause there's nothing to tell
He snores
She wheezes
Say "housework," and he freezes
She eats these skeezy cheeses that I can't describe
I talk; he breezes
She doesn't know what "please" is
His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe!
The vibe gets kind of scary
Like she thinks I'm ordinary
Like it's all just temporary
Like her toes are kind of hairy
But it's all very well
'Cause, God knows, I'll never tell!
When things get rough, he
Just hides behind his Buffy!
Now look, he's getting huffy
'Cause he knows that I know
She clings, she's needy
She's also really greedy
She never—
His eyes are beady!
This is my verse, hello?
She—
Look at me! I'm dancing crazy!
You know
You're quite the charmer
My knight in armor
You're the cutest of the Scoobies
With your lips as red as rubies
And your firm, yet supple— tight embrace!
He's swell
She's sweller
He'll always be my feller
That's why I'll never tell her that I'm petrified
I've read this tale
There's wedding, then betrayal
I know there'll come the day I'll want to run and hide
I lied, I said it's easy
I've tried, but there's these fears I can't quell
Is she looking for a pot of gold?
Will I look good when I've gotten old?
Will our lives become too stressful if I'm never that successful?
When I get so worn and wrinkly that I look like David Brinkley
Am I crazy?
Am I dreamin'?
Am I marrying a demon?
We could really raise the beam in making marriage a hell!
So, thank God, I'll never tell!
I swear, that I'll never tell
My lips are sealed
I take the Fifth
Nothing to see
Move it along
I'll never
Tell!
⏱️ Synced Lyrics
[00:02.16] This is the man that I plan to entangle
[00:05.92] Isn't he fine?
[00:09.35] My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle
[00:12.93] Vengeance was mine!
[00:16.02] But I'm out of the biz
[00:19.65] The name I made, I'll trade for his
[00:23.10] The only trouble is—
[00:27.10] I'll never tell
[00:31.31] She is the one, she's such wonderful fun
[00:34.32] Such passion and grace
[00:38.33] Warm in the night, when I'm right in her tight—
[00:41.49] Embrace! Tight embrace!
[00:44.88] I'll never let her go
[00:48.27] The love we've known can only grow
[00:51.65] There's just one thing that—
[00:54.20] No. I'll never tell
[00:58.63] 'Cause there's nothing to tell
[01:06.24] He snores
[01:07.07] She wheezes
[01:08.19] Say "housework," and he freezes
[01:09.98] She eats these skeezy cheeses that I can't describe
[01:13.40] I talk; he breezes
[01:15.09] She doesn't know what "please" is
[01:16.96] His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe!
[01:20.14] The vibe gets kind of scary
[01:27.39] Like she thinks I'm ordinary
[01:28.99] Like it's all just temporary
[01:30.73] Like her toes are kind of hairy
[01:32.60] But it's all very well
[01:34.46] 'Cause, God knows, I'll never tell!
[01:39.99] When things get rough, he
[01:41.77] Just hides behind his Buffy!
[01:43.39] Now look, he's getting huffy
[01:45.04] 'Cause he knows that I know
[01:47.10] She clings, she's needy
[01:48.91] She's also really greedy
[01:50.59] She never—
[01:51.11] His eyes are beady!
[01:52.02] This is my verse, hello?
[01:54.10] She—
[01:55.53] Look at me! I'm dancing crazy!
[01:57.46]
[02:24.55] You know
[02:26.90] You're quite the charmer
[02:28.52] My knight in armor
[02:30.92] You're the cutest of the Scoobies
[02:32.55] With your lips as red as rubies
[02:34.22] And your firm, yet supple— tight embrace!
[02:36.51]
[02:50.66] He's swell
[02:51.70] She's sweller
[02:52.69] He'll always be my feller
[02:54.55] That's why I'll never tell her that I'm petrified
[02:58.38] I've read this tale
[03:00.19] There's wedding, then betrayal
[03:02.05] I know there'll come the day I'll want to run and hide
[03:05.74] I lied, I said it's easy
[03:12.14] I've tried, but there's these fears I can't quell
[03:19.34] Is she looking for a pot of gold?
[03:22.54] Will I look good when I've gotten old?
[03:26.28] Will our lives become too stressful if I'm never that successful?
[03:29.44] When I get so worn and wrinkly that I look like David Brinkley
[03:32.81] Am I crazy?
[03:33.57] Am I dreamin'?
[03:34.32] Am I marrying a demon?
[03:35.72] We could really raise the beam in making marriage a hell!
[03:38.94] So, thank God, I'll never tell!
[03:42.36] I swear, that I'll never tell
[03:46.37] My lips are sealed
[03:49.59] I take the Fifth
[03:51.88] Nothing to see
[03:53.12] Move it along
[03:55.52] I'll never
[03:56.98] Tell!
[03:57.78]
[00:05.92] Isn't he fine?
[00:09.35] My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle
[00:12.93] Vengeance was mine!
[00:16.02] But I'm out of the biz
[00:19.65] The name I made, I'll trade for his
[00:23.10] The only trouble is—
[00:27.10] I'll never tell
[00:31.31] She is the one, she's such wonderful fun
[00:34.32] Such passion and grace
[00:38.33] Warm in the night, when I'm right in her tight—
[00:41.49] Embrace! Tight embrace!
[00:44.88] I'll never let her go
[00:48.27] The love we've known can only grow
[00:51.65] There's just one thing that—
[00:54.20] No. I'll never tell
[00:58.63] 'Cause there's nothing to tell
[01:06.24] He snores
[01:07.07] She wheezes
[01:08.19] Say "housework," and he freezes
[01:09.98] She eats these skeezy cheeses that I can't describe
[01:13.40] I talk; he breezes
[01:15.09] She doesn't know what "please" is
[01:16.96] His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe!
[01:20.14] The vibe gets kind of scary
[01:27.39] Like she thinks I'm ordinary
[01:28.99] Like it's all just temporary
[01:30.73] Like her toes are kind of hairy
[01:32.60] But it's all very well
[01:34.46] 'Cause, God knows, I'll never tell!
[01:39.99] When things get rough, he
[01:41.77] Just hides behind his Buffy!
[01:43.39] Now look, he's getting huffy
[01:45.04] 'Cause he knows that I know
[01:47.10] She clings, she's needy
[01:48.91] She's also really greedy
[01:50.59] She never—
[01:51.11] His eyes are beady!
[01:52.02] This is my verse, hello?
[01:54.10] She—
[01:55.53] Look at me! I'm dancing crazy!
[01:57.46]
[02:24.55] You know
[02:26.90] You're quite the charmer
[02:28.52] My knight in armor
[02:30.92] You're the cutest of the Scoobies
[02:32.55] With your lips as red as rubies
[02:34.22] And your firm, yet supple— tight embrace!
[02:36.51]
[02:50.66] He's swell
[02:51.70] She's sweller
[02:52.69] He'll always be my feller
[02:54.55] That's why I'll never tell her that I'm petrified
[02:58.38] I've read this tale
[03:00.19] There's wedding, then betrayal
[03:02.05] I know there'll come the day I'll want to run and hide
[03:05.74] I lied, I said it's easy
[03:12.14] I've tried, but there's these fears I can't quell
[03:19.34] Is she looking for a pot of gold?
[03:22.54] Will I look good when I've gotten old?
[03:26.28] Will our lives become too stressful if I'm never that successful?
[03:29.44] When I get so worn and wrinkly that I look like David Brinkley
[03:32.81] Am I crazy?
[03:33.57] Am I dreamin'?
[03:34.32] Am I marrying a demon?
[03:35.72] We could really raise the beam in making marriage a hell!
[03:38.94] So, thank God, I'll never tell!
[03:42.36] I swear, that I'll never tell
[03:46.37] My lips are sealed
[03:49.59] I take the Fifth
[03:51.88] Nothing to see
[03:53.12] Move it along
[03:55.52] I'll never
[03:56.98] Tell!
[03:57.78]