Flatfoot Sam

Flatfoot Sam bought an automobile
No money down, got a real good deal
Didn't wanna work, just drive around town
Finance company put his feet on the ground
Flatfoot Sam always in a jam

Flatfoot Sam stole a ten dollar bill
Told the judge, "I did it for a thrill"
Got sixty days, a suspended fine
Thanked the judge for being so kind
Flatfoot Sam always in a jam

Well, Flatfoot Sam got him a job
The very same day the place got robbed
The cats got away, they couldn't be found
They taken poor Sam and they tracked him down
Flatfoot Sam always in a jam

Here come old Flatfoot now!

Flatfoot Sam got in a chuck-a-luck game
Dice got switched and Sam got blamed
Pulled his gun, shot out all the lights
Everybody hollered, "Run for your life!"
Flatfoot Sam always in a jam

Flatfoot Sam went on a spree
Married a woman way in '60-03
She spent all his money, she sold all his land
The last thing she did was get another man
Flatfoot Sam always in a jam

Oh, Sam, man, you always playing so much trouble
Ooh, hey!

Flatfoot Sam always in a jam
Flatfoot Sam always in a jam
Flatfoot Sam always in a jam