There's a Platypus Controlling Me

[00:05.75] Dad?
[00:07.09] Oh, hi, Vanessa!
[00:08.27] Dad, what are you doing?
[00:10.18] Well I'll be honest I don't really understand
[00:12.28] But I fell down this hill, now I got glue on my hands
[00:14.60] And I got records on my fingers (Whaat?)
[00:16.53] Records on my fingers
[00:17.47] I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop
[00:19.66] (Don't stop)
[00:20.36] I can't stop I got a platypus controlling me
[00:22.61] (Whaaat?)
[00:23.34] I got a platypus controlling me
[00:25.02] Now let me sum it up
[00:26.07] It was a strange set of circumstances
[00:27.31] (Strange set of circumstances)
[00:28.65] I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands now I got records on my fingers
[00:31.98] And I just can't stop
[00:33.24] (Don't stop don't stop)
[00:34.59] Well I would if I was able
[00:35.95] There's a platypus controlling me he's underneath the table
[00:38.46] (There's a platypus controlling him, what?)
[00:40.81] Oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever's keeping you down
[00:45.28] The corporations are a platypus
[00:46.97] The government's a platypus
[00:48.39] Your teacher is a platypus
[00:49.51] (My teacher is a panda)
[00:50.80] Society's a platypus
[00:52.02] My parents are a platypus
[00:53.39] The media's a platypus
[00:54.36] It's all just propaganda
[00:55.62] Yeah we all got a platypus controlling us
[00:57.73] (Just me)
[00:58.45] We all got a platypus controlling us
[00:59.70] (I'd stop if I was able)
[01:00.91] We all got a platypus controlling us
[01:01.95] I'm not speaking metaphorically
[01:03.21] The platypus controlling me is underneath the table. Wait!
[01:06.24] Oh wait, no, he's gone!
[01:08.52] Hey! There's no platypus controlling me
[01:12.57] There's no platypus controlling me!
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