Winston Out Of Nascar
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โฑ๏ธ 1:16 duration
๐ ID: 31043291
๐ Lyrics
I was watching the TV the other day
People suing everybody nowadays
You believe that?
People getting sued for smoking the cigarettes
They say it cause cancer, they gonna get sick
Well it says on the box you're gonna get sick
I'm gonna sue Hustler magazine for giving my wrist carpal tunnel
How's that sound right there?
That's right
That's funny
I don't care who you are, that's funny right there
If you can't laugh at that you need to get out of here
'Cause that's funny right there
That's funny
They want to take the Winston out of NASCAR
Did you know that?
They say that's offensive
Well what in the world?
Who's gonna sponsor NASCAR?
Stayfree mini pads?
That'd be pretty good racing, wouldn't it?
We got 43 cars this year in the Kotex Cup
There's Jeff Gordon in the number 24 Strawberry Dew Chevy Monte Carlo
How'd you get tickets to the Tampon 200?
Well we pulled some strings and we got some good seats
Thank you guys, y'all thank you very much
God bless, appreciate it
Thank you
People suing everybody nowadays
You believe that?
People getting sued for smoking the cigarettes
They say it cause cancer, they gonna get sick
Well it says on the box you're gonna get sick
I'm gonna sue Hustler magazine for giving my wrist carpal tunnel
How's that sound right there?
That's right
That's funny
I don't care who you are, that's funny right there
If you can't laugh at that you need to get out of here
'Cause that's funny right there
That's funny
They want to take the Winston out of NASCAR
Did you know that?
They say that's offensive
Well what in the world?
Who's gonna sponsor NASCAR?
Stayfree mini pads?
That'd be pretty good racing, wouldn't it?
We got 43 cars this year in the Kotex Cup
There's Jeff Gordon in the number 24 Strawberry Dew Chevy Monte Carlo
How'd you get tickets to the Tampon 200?
Well we pulled some strings and we got some good seats
Thank you guys, y'all thank you very much
God bless, appreciate it
Thank you
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.32] I was watching the TV the other day
[00:02.34] People suing everybody nowadays
[00:04.70] You believe that?
[00:05.68] People getting sued for smoking the cigarettes
[00:09.37] They say it cause cancer, they gonna get sick
[00:11.72] Well it says on the box you're gonna get sick
[00:14.43] I'm gonna sue Hustler magazine for giving my wrist carpal tunnel
[00:17.62] How's that sound right there?
[00:19.81] That's right
[00:23.99] That's funny
[00:24.11] I don't care who you are, that's funny right there
[00:27.23] If you can't laugh at that you need to get out of here
[00:29.37] 'Cause that's funny right there
[00:32.46] That's funny
[00:33.13] They want to take the Winston out of NASCAR
[00:36.62] Did you know that?
[00:38.28] They say that's offensive
[00:40.29] Well what in the world?
[00:41.80] Who's gonna sponsor NASCAR?
[00:43.23] Stayfree mini pads?
[00:46.16] That'd be pretty good racing, wouldn't it?
[00:48.96] We got 43 cars this year in the Kotex Cup
[00:53.69] There's Jeff Gordon in the number 24 Strawberry Dew Chevy Monte Carlo
[01:00.12] How'd you get tickets to the Tampon 200?
[01:03.68] Well we pulled some strings and we got some good seats
[01:09.08] Thank you guys, y'all thank you very much
[01:12.26] God bless, appreciate it
[01:14.44] Thank you
[01:16.30]
[00:02.34] People suing everybody nowadays
[00:04.70] You believe that?
[00:05.68] People getting sued for smoking the cigarettes
[00:09.37] They say it cause cancer, they gonna get sick
[00:11.72] Well it says on the box you're gonna get sick
[00:14.43] I'm gonna sue Hustler magazine for giving my wrist carpal tunnel
[00:17.62] How's that sound right there?
[00:19.81] That's right
[00:23.99] That's funny
[00:24.11] I don't care who you are, that's funny right there
[00:27.23] If you can't laugh at that you need to get out of here
[00:29.37] 'Cause that's funny right there
[00:32.46] That's funny
[00:33.13] They want to take the Winston out of NASCAR
[00:36.62] Did you know that?
[00:38.28] They say that's offensive
[00:40.29] Well what in the world?
[00:41.80] Who's gonna sponsor NASCAR?
[00:43.23] Stayfree mini pads?
[00:46.16] That'd be pretty good racing, wouldn't it?
[00:48.96] We got 43 cars this year in the Kotex Cup
[00:53.69] There's Jeff Gordon in the number 24 Strawberry Dew Chevy Monte Carlo
[01:00.12] How'd you get tickets to the Tampon 200?
[01:03.68] Well we pulled some strings and we got some good seats
[01:09.08] Thank you guys, y'all thank you very much
[01:12.26] God bless, appreciate it
[01:14.44] Thank you
[01:16.30]