Fat Bottomed Girls [live at Milton Keynes Bowl, Jun 1982]

(One, two, three, four...)

Are you gonna take me home tonight
Oh down beside your red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin' world go round

I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery, ha!
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Big woman, you made an ass h*le out of me

(You do, huh?)

I've been singing with my band
Across the wire, across the land
I seen every blue eyed floozy on the way (Hey)

But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them dirty ladies every time
Come on!

Oh won't you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round

Now I got mortgages on homes
I got stiffness in the bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality, I tell you
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Big woman, you gonna make a big man out of me

Are you gonna take me home tonight, please
Oh down beside your red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round, yeah
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
(Get on your bikes and ride)

(Right, come on!)
(Right on!)

(Oh!)
(One more time, yeah!)
Ooh yeah, give me one more time

(Hey, about..., about ten years ago I knew about three chords on the guitar)
(And now..., and now I united two I know three chords on the guitar)
(Before..., before this wonderful, uh, intro I'm gonna give you right now, I would like to, uhm...)
(Introduce to you Mister Morgan Fisher on the piano...)
(And that wonderful pink)
(It's not the accio, it's DC or I don't know)