Christmas in Vidor
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โฑ๏ธ 3:42 duration
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๐ Lyrics
It's Christmas in Vidor, eighty-eight degrees
The taco stand's padlocked, Spanish moss hanging from the trees
Flip-flops sticking to an asphalt road
The whole damn town is decorated to implode
My lawnmower dies with a cough and a moan
Ain't nothing around here you'd wanna stick a bow on
How'd I wind up down here, you might ask
For that story, brother, you're gonna have to pony up cash
I planned to leave with a man dressed up like the President
But he got him a union card and we never went
Pipe-fitting wasn't no fun
So he got him a bass boat and he got him a gun
He got me a duplex, he got me some kids
We was gonna go to Astroworld but we never did
It's Christmas in Vidor, ain't it a bitch?
It's Christmas in Vidor, give me the red-bug itch
It's Christmas in Vidor, nowhere to go
It's Christmas in Vidor, that's ash, that ain't snow
I won't build no snowman, won't drink no nog
Just wander around in a bayou fog
Take out the turkey, lay down the grub
Fix my face, do the dishes, throw the kids in the tub
Spend the late night standing inside the fridge door
Bathed in the green light and hungry for more
Back door's wide open, here's what I know
The end of that driveway is as far as I'll go
It's Christmas in Vidor, eighty-eight degrees
It's Christmas in Vidor, oh, Jesus, please
It's Christmas in Vidor, leave me alone
It's Christmas in Vidor, just being here is gone
It's Christmas in Vidor, can't pay the bills
It's Christmas in Vidor, just pop a few pills
It's Christmas in Vidor, my baby girl's due
It's Christmas in Vidor, hope it don't look like you
I'll wear the school colors, I'll go to the game
I'll take the prom pictures, don't they all look the same?
Come Christmas in Vidor, this time next year
I'll be hopped up and propped up on Prozac and beer
The taco stand's padlocked, Spanish moss hanging from the trees
Flip-flops sticking to an asphalt road
The whole damn town is decorated to implode
My lawnmower dies with a cough and a moan
Ain't nothing around here you'd wanna stick a bow on
How'd I wind up down here, you might ask
For that story, brother, you're gonna have to pony up cash
I planned to leave with a man dressed up like the President
But he got him a union card and we never went
Pipe-fitting wasn't no fun
So he got him a bass boat and he got him a gun
He got me a duplex, he got me some kids
We was gonna go to Astroworld but we never did
It's Christmas in Vidor, ain't it a bitch?
It's Christmas in Vidor, give me the red-bug itch
It's Christmas in Vidor, nowhere to go
It's Christmas in Vidor, that's ash, that ain't snow
I won't build no snowman, won't drink no nog
Just wander around in a bayou fog
Take out the turkey, lay down the grub
Fix my face, do the dishes, throw the kids in the tub
Spend the late night standing inside the fridge door
Bathed in the green light and hungry for more
Back door's wide open, here's what I know
The end of that driveway is as far as I'll go
It's Christmas in Vidor, eighty-eight degrees
It's Christmas in Vidor, oh, Jesus, please
It's Christmas in Vidor, leave me alone
It's Christmas in Vidor, just being here is gone
It's Christmas in Vidor, can't pay the bills
It's Christmas in Vidor, just pop a few pills
It's Christmas in Vidor, my baby girl's due
It's Christmas in Vidor, hope it don't look like you
I'll wear the school colors, I'll go to the game
I'll take the prom pictures, don't they all look the same?
Come Christmas in Vidor, this time next year
I'll be hopped up and propped up on Prozac and beer
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:23.86] It's Christmas in Vidor, eighty-eight degrees
[00:27.97] The taco stand's padlocked, Spanish moss hanging from the trees
[00:32.75] Flip-flops sticking to an asphalt road
[00:36.36] The whole damn town is decorated to implode
[00:40.30] My lawnmower dies with a cough and a moan
[00:44.57] Ain't nothing around here you'd wanna stick a bow on
[00:49.23] How'd I wind up down here, you might ask
[00:52.80] For that story, brother, you're gonna have to pony up cash
[00:57.57] I planned to leave with a man dressed up like the President
[01:01.35] But he got him a union card and we never went
[01:05.92] Pipe-fitting wasn't no fun
[01:09.10] So he got him a bass boat and he got him a gun
[01:13.35] He got me a duplex, he got me some kids
[01:17.01] We was gonna go to Astroworld but we never did
[01:21.37] It's Christmas in Vidor, ain't it a bitch?
[01:25.41] It's Christmas in Vidor, give me the red-bug itch
[01:29.46] It's Christmas in Vidor, nowhere to go
[01:33.58] It's Christmas in Vidor, that's ash, that ain't snow
[01:39.84]
[01:45.69] I won't build no snowman, won't drink no nog
[01:49.87] Just wander around in a bayou fog
[01:54.10] Take out the turkey, lay down the grub
[01:57.73] Fix my face, do the dishes, throw the kids in the tub
[02:01.71] Spend the late night standing inside the fridge door
[02:06.31] Bathed in the green light and hungry for more
[02:10.49] Back door's wide open, here's what I know
[02:14.40] The end of that driveway is as far as I'll go
[02:18.45] It's Christmas in Vidor, eighty-eight degrees
[02:22.46] It's Christmas in Vidor, oh, Jesus, please
[02:26.55] It's Christmas in Vidor, leave me alone
[02:30.65] It's Christmas in Vidor, just being here is gone
[02:34.78] It's Christmas in Vidor, can't pay the bills
[02:38.72] It's Christmas in Vidor, just pop a few pills
[02:42.82] It's Christmas in Vidor, my baby girl's due
[02:46.93] It's Christmas in Vidor, hope it don't look like you
[02:52.97]
[03:15.38] I'll wear the school colors, I'll go to the game
[03:19.23] I'll take the prom pictures, don't they all look the same?
[03:23.40] Come Christmas in Vidor, this time next year
[03:27.52] I'll be hopped up and propped up on Prozac and beer
[03:41.58]
[00:27.97] The taco stand's padlocked, Spanish moss hanging from the trees
[00:32.75] Flip-flops sticking to an asphalt road
[00:36.36] The whole damn town is decorated to implode
[00:40.30] My lawnmower dies with a cough and a moan
[00:44.57] Ain't nothing around here you'd wanna stick a bow on
[00:49.23] How'd I wind up down here, you might ask
[00:52.80] For that story, brother, you're gonna have to pony up cash
[00:57.57] I planned to leave with a man dressed up like the President
[01:01.35] But he got him a union card and we never went
[01:05.92] Pipe-fitting wasn't no fun
[01:09.10] So he got him a bass boat and he got him a gun
[01:13.35] He got me a duplex, he got me some kids
[01:17.01] We was gonna go to Astroworld but we never did
[01:21.37] It's Christmas in Vidor, ain't it a bitch?
[01:25.41] It's Christmas in Vidor, give me the red-bug itch
[01:29.46] It's Christmas in Vidor, nowhere to go
[01:33.58] It's Christmas in Vidor, that's ash, that ain't snow
[01:39.84]
[01:45.69] I won't build no snowman, won't drink no nog
[01:49.87] Just wander around in a bayou fog
[01:54.10] Take out the turkey, lay down the grub
[01:57.73] Fix my face, do the dishes, throw the kids in the tub
[02:01.71] Spend the late night standing inside the fridge door
[02:06.31] Bathed in the green light and hungry for more
[02:10.49] Back door's wide open, here's what I know
[02:14.40] The end of that driveway is as far as I'll go
[02:18.45] It's Christmas in Vidor, eighty-eight degrees
[02:22.46] It's Christmas in Vidor, oh, Jesus, please
[02:26.55] It's Christmas in Vidor, leave me alone
[02:30.65] It's Christmas in Vidor, just being here is gone
[02:34.78] It's Christmas in Vidor, can't pay the bills
[02:38.72] It's Christmas in Vidor, just pop a few pills
[02:42.82] It's Christmas in Vidor, my baby girl's due
[02:46.93] It's Christmas in Vidor, hope it don't look like you
[02:52.97]
[03:15.38] I'll wear the school colors, I'll go to the game
[03:19.23] I'll take the prom pictures, don't they all look the same?
[03:23.40] Come Christmas in Vidor, this time next year
[03:27.52] I'll be hopped up and propped up on Prozac and beer
[03:41.58]