Dear, Dear Valentine

Oh, say you're mine, dear Valentine
Take my boneless hand in thine
I'll make you happy, honest dear
I'll do the chop-chop on your beer
I'll get a cask and build for two
A cozy nest for me and you
If you'll but share your shroud with me
A dear, dear Valentine I'll be

My dear, I love you, I adore you
I'd do anything horrible for you
I'd file your claws, I'd bleed your wings
I'd do a thousand gruesome things
I'll feed you pickled vampire hearts
And throw cigar city on the rocks
Come live with me in misery
A dear, dear Valentine I'll be