Headbangin' Stockboy

Give a pricing gun and I go to work

Headbanging stock boy!
Walking on the maiden t-shirt
Headbanging stock boy!

Stacking boxes on the midnight shift
Sneaking peeks at my copyright
On my throne I'll never fall

Headbanging stock boy!
Pricing guns and power cords
Headbanging stock boy!

Keep the wheel to cart the fruit loops

Headbanging stock boy!
Clean every jar by the Campbell's soup
Headbanging stock boy!

The night manager, he don't like my style
'Cause I'm the iron man of the produce aisle
On my throne I'll never fall

Headbanging stock boy!
Pricing guns and power cords
Headbanging stock boy!

Jamming Judas by the Keebler's plate

Headbanging stock boy!
Clean your jar by the Lysol spray
Headbanging stock boy!

I'm hitting a dude out in the alley
I'm shelving Spaghetti-Os with Mr. Crowley
On my throne I'll never fall

Headbanging stock boy!
Pricing guns and power cords
Headbanging stock boy!