Polly Lobster

Fly to the Southern 'sphere
The weather's completely clear
Fly to the Southern 'sphere
The weather's completely upside-down
Life is easy when you're hiding from the rain
Beneath banana trees
When you feel it, you can fall upon the cool
Copacabana breeze

Allow me to introduce my pet lobster, Polly
Raised him from a fingerling
As fine a crustacean that a man could ask for
(But I thought sailors had talking parrots as pets?)
Talking... parrots?
(Heh)