Uncle Pockets

Uncle Pockets, Uncle Pockets
Uncle Pockets, Uncle Pockets
Whoopee-do and hullabaloo
Alakazam and he comes to you
Uncle Pockets, Uncle Pockets
With his magic pockets

Whoopee-do and hullabaloo

Alakazam and he finds for you
Mops and tops and lollipops
Also a canoe
Which could be worn as a shoe (A shoe)
Could be worn as a shoe

And the most amazing thing about the pockets
Where he's got 'em
They all have tops
But they don't seem to have any bottoms
So, whoopee-do and hullabaloo
Alakazam and it's true
From a supersonic motor
To a double chocolate soda
There's nothing Uncle Pockets hasn't got
Also a yacht

Nothing Uncle Pockets hasn't got

He's got a scooter full of chrome work
A brush to make your comb work
A magic pencil that will do your homework
And balls if you can bat 'em
A cat that eats macadam
An atomizer if you find an atom

A telephone to chat on
A mat to put your cat on
A frying pan that has a cowboy hat on
Which when you come to think of it
Isn't very strange
For a pot should be at home on the range

Oh, now we know on whom to depend
For rockets and sockets and sprockets
You do? On who?
On whom
Alright, on whom do you depend?
On the man with the pockets and pockets
And pockets and pockets and pockets and pockets

Whoopee-do and hullabaloo
Alakazam and he comes to you
Uncle Pockets, Uncle Pockets

With his magic pockets
Whoopee-do and hullabaloo

Alakazam and he finds for you
Mops and tops and lollipops
Also a canoe
Which could be worn as a shoe (A shoe)
Could be worn as a shoe

And the most amazing thing about the pockets
Where he's got 'em
They all have tops
But they don't seem to have any bottoms
So, whoopee-do and hullabaloo
Alakazam and it's true
From a supersonic motor
To a double chocolate soda
There's nothing Uncle Pockets hasn't got
Also a yacht

Nothing Uncle Pockets hasn't got

No matter what
No matter what
No matter what
No matter what
No matter what