Duck Tail

You gotta jump like a jumper
Moo like a moo-cow
Bob like a bobcat
But don't do that

Don't mess with my ducktail
Don't mess with my ducktail
If you mess with my ducktail, gonna get so mad at you
Don't mess with my ducktail
Don't mess with my ducktail

Don't mess with my ducktail
Don't mess with my ducktail
If you mess with my ducktail, gonna get so mad at you
Get it, poppa
Stay on it, stay on it

Well, a-hunting rabbits is a lot of fun
I'm gonna get you with my big shotgun
If you don't love me, woman, you ain't got no sense
Lawdy Miss Clawdy, don't you jump that fence

Don't mess with my ducktail
Don't mess with my ducktail
If you mess with my ducktail, gonna get so mad at you
Here we go again

Don't mess with my ducktail
Don't mess with my ducktail
Don't mess with my ducktail
Don't mess with my ducktail
If you mess with my ducktail, gonna get so mad at you

Well, I know you dig my blue suede shoes
I know you dig my real cool pants
I know you dig the way I bop
When you mess with my ducktail, you better stop

Don't mess with my ducktail
Don't mess with my ducktail
If you mess with my ducktail, gonna get so mad at you

Don't mess with my ducktail
Don't mess with my ducktail
Don't mess with my ducktail
Don't mess with my ducktail
If you mess with my ducktail, gonna get so mad at you

Duck, duck, duck, ducktails
Duck, duck, duck, ducktails
Duck, duck, duck, ducktails
Duck, duck, duck, ducktails
Honey, quit messin' with 'em
Please, honey, don't do that
You know how it is, honey
I don't like to brag, but
You know how it is, honey
Please don't mess with 'em

Man, leave my ducktails alone
I've been tryin' to comb 'em for five years now
You leave 'em alone, honey, please
Don't mess with my ducktails now
Don't you do that now, leave 'em alone
Quit it now, quit it