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[00:01.78] You don't love me
[00:02.51] If you loved me, you wouldn't be calling me Tuesday
[00:04.24] You'd be calling my name, Shanice, not fucking Tuesday
[00:07.00] You call my phone, you're asking for Tuesday
[00:08.77] What the fuck is that? Who is Tuesday?
[00:10.96] You see, the problem started when my Tuesday bitch wanted a Friday slot
[00:14.47] And I gave it to her
[00:16.17] Now I got Friday beefing with Thursday
[00:18.33] Tuesday's got beef with Wednesday, now it's all mad
[00:22.50] My Monday chick
[00:23.63] Supermodel, always comes through on some runway shit, uh
[00:26.70] Got me, got me stalling like my car was in clutch
[00:29.12] Probably would've locked her down
[00:30.33] But she parties too much
[00:31.74] Tuesday got more breast than Kentucky
[00:34.44] Airhead, but she give the best sucky-sucky (yeah)
[00:37.21] Wednesday got a man who plays man for Chelsea
[00:39.76] Away games, she always FaceTimes me, taking selfies
[00:42.28] Thursday's on the 'Gram looking rich and sexy
[00:44.76] Got an AP on, but her fridge is empty
[00:47.59] Uh (if I'm lyin', I'm dyin')
[00:48.67] I told Friday what we could've had
[00:50.75] But she just wanna take man for a sugar dad (fuckin' gold digger)
[00:54.08] I spend my weekends with the fam (yeah)
[00:55.74] So don't judge me like I'm speaking on the stand
[00:59.02] 'Cause all my hoes is a ten
[01:01.02] And next week I'll do it all over again
[01:03.68] Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday (uh)
[01:09.27] Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday
[01:13.04] (It's that nigga Nina with the Nina)
[01:14.46] Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday (yeah)
[01:20.06] Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday
[01:23.24] (All my ex girls, I love you same way, uh)
[01:25.10] My Capricorn chick tries too much (you got to relax, man)
[01:27.86] My scorpion chick always lies too much
[01:30.11] My Taurus chick's way too bossy
[01:32.37] My Sagittarius chick's always
[01:34.33] Rolling with a new posse, uh
[01:35.98] I only fuck with my Libra chick when I'm high
[01:39.01] 'Cause she crazy like my chick
[01:40.44] That's a Gemini (psycho)
[01:41.22] My Aquarius chick never shows me love
[01:43.31] My Aries chick just wants to hold a grudge, uh
[01:46.56] I love chilling with my Cancer chick
[01:48.56] But she got a temper, nearly made me crash my whip (who you shoutin' at?)
[01:52.15] My Virgo chick's forever fussing
[01:54.71] And she's a know-it-all
[01:56.37] You can't tell her nothin' (uh)
[01:57.92] My Leo chick stays by my side
[01:59.89] Thought I was bad but she got way too much pride
[02:02.73] I been running through these lighties since the '90s
[02:05.42] Got these bitches in their feelings
[02:07.17] Like a Pisces
[02:08.09] Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday (uh)
[02:13.00] Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday
[02:16.91] (It's that nigga Nina with the Nina)
[02:18.52] Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday (yeah)
[02:23.52] Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday
[02:27.00] (All my ex girls, I love you same way, uh)
[02:30.19] I ain't waiting to beat cah I got a different girl for every day of the week
[02:35.56] Babes, I don't repeat cah I got a different girl for every day of the week
[02:40.67] She's sayin' I'm a cheat cah I got a different girl for every day of the week
[02:46.24] She can stay if she's a freak cah I got a different girl for every day of the week
[02:51.61] It shouldn't matter the day of the week
[02:53.87] 'Cause if you like me, I'll make sure you're free
[02:57.41] If it's a Monday or Tuesday, weekdays or Sundays
[03:00.42] Oh, whatever I need
[03:03.84] Whatever I need
[03:05.24] Hello, yeah, it's Shanice
[03:07.21] Who?
[03:07.85] Shanice
[03:08.68] Who's that?
[03:09.63] It's fucking Tuesday
[03:11.16] The fuck
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