Shaving Cream

[00:04.65] I have a sad story to tell you
[00:08.16] It may hurt your feelings a bit
[00:11.42] Last night as I walked into my bathroom
[00:15.65] I stepped in a big pile of ...
[00:19.03] Shaving cream, be nice and clean
[00:22.82] Shave every day and you'll always look keen
[00:26.74] I think I'll break off with my girlfriend
[00:34.60] Her antics are queer, I'll admit
[00:38.10] Each time I say, "Darling, I love you"
[00:42.01] She tells me that I'm full of ...
[00:45.32] Shaving cream, be nice and clean
[00:49.43] Shave every day and you'll always look keen
[00:55.79] Our baby fell out of the window
[01:00.88] You'd think that her head would be split
[01:04.67] But good luck was with her that morning
[01:09.46] She fell in a barrel of ...
[01:12.00] Shaving cream, be nice and clean
[01:16.13] Shave every day and you'll always look keen
[01:20.35] My old lady died in a bathtub
[01:27.16] She died from a terrible fit
[01:30.89] In order to fulfill her wishes
[01:34.68] She was buried in six feet of ...
[01:38.30] Shaving cream, be nice and clean
[01:42.39] Shave every day and you'll always look keen
[01:46.36] When I was in France with the army
[01:53.74] One day I looked inside my kit
[01:58.09] I thought i would find me a sandwich
[02:02.29] But the darn thing was loaded with ...
[02:04.93] Shaving cream, be nice and clean
[02:09.10] Shave every day and you'll always look keen
[02:13.76] And now folks my story is ended
[02:20.99] I think it is time I should quit
[02:24.98] And if anyone of you feel offended
[02:28.20] Push your head in a bucket of ...
[02:31.54] Shaving cream, be nice and clean
[02:35.80] Shave every day and you'll always look keen
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