My Year of Magical Drinking

I hate her smile
Chemical chemical dye
I hate her cunt-trol
Whimsical crystal style
Obsessed with stuff
Hoarding her stuff stuff stuff
She never has not enough stuff
Where she going to bury that stuff
Embarrassing shit
How do you carry that stuff
How do you treasure stuff
Magical magical magical magical
Crap crap crap
Spending all your money on funny smelling junk
Drawn on cobwebs force it haunted
Horoscope expert
Vice vice vice
Praying to a money god that gives bad advice
Luck luck luck wont break a lock
Bending for a penny then you fall
Stepping on every crack
Married to an old gray cat
Making all your money on your back
Sugar dad gives zero respect
Sterical sterical sterical
Sterical sterical sterical
Sterical sterical sterical

I hate her macula
Livestock homegrown crop
Mouth off though your hands are soft
Your talents lost
Jerk the whole town off
He called you the trampoliner
They saw you in the woods this evening
They saw you on their tv screen
Ball gag cat mask still your beaming
Introducing brand new feelings
My year of magical drinking

Milk and moss the ock
Oracle spoke she won't grow up
She's so sure her sip is supped
Recipe says just one nut
One to three i want to suck
Oopsie daisy that went well
Miracle miracle let's eat chalk
Think of kinks to pink a log
Come and see a lifelong slog
Frontispiece will say for my mom
But she pissed me off last time
She pissed me off
She pissed me off
She pissed me off

Wait its the season of the pest and the
Pesticides pesticide pesticides gone
Hey if you're getting upset
It's a sinister sect
Then the bug is shot-clog
A speck of mighty fine moon light
Rub my wings to make me squawk
Dig this metempsychosis
Bitch I'm a flea bitten nymph don't waste your time

That's when I take a nosedive
It's a bottomless bottomless bottomless pint
Calculate cigarette time
Chucking up beer and a bag of clementines
Then I bounce back
Jumping on the stage everybody get set
Give me all the money that you got
Pay me and ill be your fucking pup
Bark bark bark
I hate her and I really wanna barf
Barf barf barf
Then I got knocked down knocked down knocked off hard
Body's got so much blood
All my friends think that i must be hurt
Bitch i could get hurt so much worse
Gimme no stick of old big red
Gimme no step by step by step
Gimme no work it cause it works
Gimme no buck buck buck
Gimme no Vegas trip
Gimme no shame cause i have so much fun
Gimme undying endless suck
Gimme your hard earned mothers dough
Down down down
We can still get down
Bow down down down