You Can't Have Your Cake and Eat It Too

You can't have your cake and eat it too
You got to make up your mind, girl, between the two
Just like you can't go left, girl, when you tryin' to turn right
Woman, you can't love me and mess around every night
You can't have your cake and eat it too
Ha-ha, you think frogs smoke, don't you?
And you also think a chicken got lips, huh?

I ain't gonna pay no more of nobody's lies
Believe me when I tell you my ears is waxed up
Ain't hearin' no more of nobody's lies
So come what come, girl, go what may
I'm gonna make it, girl, some kinda way
You can't have your cake and eat it too
Ha-ha, you don't believe water's wet, do you?
You're jumpin' right out of the skillet in the fryin' pan

Now if you make your bed hard, girl, that's where you oughta sleep
You oughta know by now, woman, that beauty is only skin deep
So you think about, woman, what you plannin' to do
Girl, and what you gon' do if it backfire on you
You can't have your cake and eat it too
Just plain dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
You better think about it good 'fore you split
All white, 'cause you sure can't come black

Just like you can't go left, girl, when you tryin' to turn right
Woman, you can't love me and mess around every night
You can't have your cake and eat it too
Ha-ha, it's bad meat greasy, the rest like cheese

I want you to listen, girl, hear me what I say
I may look funny to you, girl, but girl, you know I ain't that way
I may look funny, girl, and I may not have no dough
But I'll hear you put anything in the drugstore
You can't have your cake and eat it too

Don't be so dumb, woman
Don't you know if he rich, he already got it?
And if he poor, he doin' the same thing
You doin', out there lookin' for it
You don't have to go to college to learn that
I know you done heard of educated fools before
But birds of the same feather always flock together
That's how come you don't like to flock with me