Song & Dance Man

[00:00.40] Sometimes they give me water
[00:02.12] And sometimes they give me wine
[00:04.34] Sometimes they give me criticism
[00:05.94] For playing out of time
[00:08.14] Sometimes it's Coca Cola
[00:09.91] And sometimes they give me beer
[00:11.96] Sometimes they give me references
[00:13.78] To further my career
[00:15.16] Cos I'm a song and dance man
[00:19.10] Yeah I'm a song and dance man
[00:22.97] Yeah I'm a song and dance man
[00:28.05] I'll sing and dance for you tonight man
[00:31.48] Sometimes I tour the country
[00:33.14] And sometimes I stay at home
[00:35.22] Sometimes I'm locked in prison
[00:36.92] And sometimes I'm free to roam
[00:39.08] Sometimes I do my own stuff
[00:40.87] And sometimes I steal ideas
[00:42.84] I even ripped off most of
[00:44.66] This song I'm singing here
[00:46.85] Sometimes the sound guy's unsound
[00:48.64] And sometimes he's a sound guy
[00:50.60] Sometimes the riggings faulty
[00:52.46] And blinds my one good eye
[00:54.51] Sometimes the stage is fancy
[00:56.27] Sometimes it's barely there
[00:58.23] Sometimes I'm feeling lucky
[01:00.48] If I get a chair
[01:01.61] Cos I'm a song and dance man
[01:05.45] Yeah I'm a song and dance man
[01:09.32] Yeah I'm a song and dance man
[01:14.42] I'll sing and dance for you tonight man
[01:17.86] Sometimes I play to bar staff
[01:19.56] Sometimes it's three or four
[01:21.65] Sometimes they adore me
[01:23.21] Sometimes I win them over
[01:25.57] Sometimes they give me hatred
[01:27.22] Sometimes they give me love
[01:29.19] Sometimes they make me feel like
[01:31.13] I'm sent from god above
[01:33.32] Sometimes they give me cocaine
[01:35.07] And sometimes they give me weed
[01:36.99] Sometimes they give me ketamine
[01:39.00] Laced with smack and speed
[01:40.91] Some are mathematicians
[01:42.72] And some are carpenters wives
[01:44.92] Some of them start to question
[01:46.60] What the hell they're doing with their lives
[01:48.09] Cos I'm a song and dance man
[01:51.96] Yeah I'm a song and dance man
[01:55.86] Yeah I'm a song and dance man
[02:00.94] I'll sing and dance for you tonight man
[02:04.81] I am a song and dance man
[02:08.78] I'll sing and dance for you tonight man
[02:12.61] I am a song and dance man
[02:16.42] I'll sing and dance for you tonight man
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[02:23.62] Coffee coppers bus fare poppers
[02:25.55] Peanuts penis pot to piss in
[02:27.58] Tokens tickets plus one wristbands
[02:29.53] Boost post green room barstool new fans
[02:31.46] Rain checks same sex with no condom
[02:33.36] International pop stardom
[02:36.59] Cos I'm a song and dance man
[02:40.32] Yeah I'm a song and dance man
[02:44.26] Yeah I'm a song and dance man
[02:49.37] I'll sing and dance for you tonight man
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