My Wife

[00:09.59] My life's
[00:10.49] In jeopardy
[00:11.70] Murdered in cold blood is what I'm gonna be
[00:15.83] I haven't been home since Friday night and now my wife
[00:19.57] Is comin' after me
[00:23.56] Give me police protection
[00:25.56] Gonna buy a gun so I can look after number one
[00:31.41] Give me a bodyguard --
[00:33.44] A blackbelt judo expert
[00:35.63] With a machine gun!
[00:47.67] Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane!
[00:51.21] When she catches up with me
[00:53.25] Won't be no time to explain
[00:54.99] She thinks I've been with another woman
[00:57.53] And that's enough
[00:58.69] To send her half-insane!
[01:03.35] Gonna buy a fast car, put on my lead boots, and take a long, long drive
[01:10.97] I may end up spendin' all my money
[01:11.51] But I'll still be alive!
[01:18.59] All I did was have a bit too much to drink
[01:22.88] And picked the wrong precinct
[01:26.89] Got picked up by the law and now I ain't got time to think
[02:02.91] Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane!
[02:05.91] When she catches up with me
[02:08.22] Won't be no time to explain
[02:10.30] She thinks I've been with another woman
[02:12.67] And that's enough
[02:13.93] To send her half-insane!
[02:17.94] Gonna buy a fast car, put on my lead boots, and take a long, long drive
[02:25.95] I may end up spendin' all my money
[02:29.20] But I'll still be alive!
[02:34.21] And I'm oh, so tired of running
[02:37.95] Gonna lay down on the floor
[02:41.91] I gotta rest some time
[02:43.94] So I can get to run some more
[02:48.62] Yeah!
[03:01.68] She's comin'!
[03:05.32] She's comin'!
[03:08.54] She's comin'!
[03:12.63] She's comin'!
[03:16.93] She's comin'!
[03:20.02] She's comin'!
[03:23.74] She's comin'!
[03:27.39] She's comin'!
[03:29.31] She's comin'!
[03:32.08] She's comin'!
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