A Boy and His Boat [Explicit]
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โฑ๏ธ 2:17 duration
๐ ID: 31862529
๐ Lyrics
Hey, it's Link, I'm back, and I'm sailing on a ship
I'm the King of Red Lions!
Yo, I don't give a shit
If there's one thing I've learned from years of saving this land
It's all I really need is a sword and shield in my hand
But look over there, that sign says "Beware!"
"A giant pit no one can jump, you can't fly through the air"
You'll need a special item to get through that moat
But what do I know, right? I'm just a fucking boat!
Fuck, alright, shit, okay
I can maybe pick up one or two things on my way
But as far as I'm concerned, all I need is "sword play"
Shut your fucking elf mouth and take my items, okay?
Your quest is long, and the road is tough
The path is dark, you're gonna need a shitload of stuff
No lives are spared, you better be prepared
Moblin fangs and a boomerang
And a cloth to shield that nasty wang!
From Majora's mask to an empty flask
Here's what you need to complete your task!
A bow and arrow, nice, and a skeleton key!
And a second place trophy from a local spelling bee?
A candle with the handle, and a single Velcro sandal
Is this an old court order for a drug related scandal?
No...
Hey boat, all these items hurt my back, its a lot!
Pop a Tylenol, you bitch, you've got 87 slots!
Here's a hammer that can break any kind of rock that it hits (oh)
And a pair of full-size studio drum kits (ugh!)
A giant used Q-tip
A really small cruise ship
A parent's signature for a Disneyland school trip?
Documents that prove the moon landing was a hoax
And a legendary sacred hidden Golden Tome Of Fart Jokes!
This Wind Waker lets you control the air
And this sit maker is a really comfortable reclining chair!
The road is long, you must protect that schlong
Noble stallions and quake medallions
You're a bigger deal than plumbing Italians!
Sour-dough, a herd of buffalo
Just a few more things and you're ready to go!
Your grandma's glass eyeball
80-pounds of drywall
And every single item from the March issue of Skymall?
A vegan pasta maker
The wrestler "Undertaker?"
An odd number of crutches and a family of Quakers
A basket of muffins
A turkey with the stuffin'
A pillow that needs fluffin'?
A society of puffins!
A fresh unopened box of race-quality potato sacks
46 copies of "The Jerk" on Betamax!
It's getting kinda heavy
I don't care, here's a Chevy!
And the Wacky World of Minigolf
Starring Eugene Levy!
Oh my God
I absolutely cannot carry one more thing!
Don't you worry, all that's left is this single piece of string
Whoa... you see?
This is exactly why I also packed a spinal surgeon
I hate you, boat
I'm the King of Red Lions!
Yo, I don't give a shit
If there's one thing I've learned from years of saving this land
It's all I really need is a sword and shield in my hand
But look over there, that sign says "Beware!"
"A giant pit no one can jump, you can't fly through the air"
You'll need a special item to get through that moat
But what do I know, right? I'm just a fucking boat!
Fuck, alright, shit, okay
I can maybe pick up one or two things on my way
But as far as I'm concerned, all I need is "sword play"
Shut your fucking elf mouth and take my items, okay?
Your quest is long, and the road is tough
The path is dark, you're gonna need a shitload of stuff
No lives are spared, you better be prepared
Moblin fangs and a boomerang
And a cloth to shield that nasty wang!
From Majora's mask to an empty flask
Here's what you need to complete your task!
A bow and arrow, nice, and a skeleton key!
And a second place trophy from a local spelling bee?
A candle with the handle, and a single Velcro sandal
Is this an old court order for a drug related scandal?
No...
Hey boat, all these items hurt my back, its a lot!
Pop a Tylenol, you bitch, you've got 87 slots!
Here's a hammer that can break any kind of rock that it hits (oh)
And a pair of full-size studio drum kits (ugh!)
A giant used Q-tip
A really small cruise ship
A parent's signature for a Disneyland school trip?
Documents that prove the moon landing was a hoax
And a legendary sacred hidden Golden Tome Of Fart Jokes!
This Wind Waker lets you control the air
And this sit maker is a really comfortable reclining chair!
The road is long, you must protect that schlong
Noble stallions and quake medallions
You're a bigger deal than plumbing Italians!
Sour-dough, a herd of buffalo
Just a few more things and you're ready to go!
Your grandma's glass eyeball
80-pounds of drywall
And every single item from the March issue of Skymall?
A vegan pasta maker
The wrestler "Undertaker?"
An odd number of crutches and a family of Quakers
A basket of muffins
A turkey with the stuffin'
A pillow that needs fluffin'?
A society of puffins!
A fresh unopened box of race-quality potato sacks
46 copies of "The Jerk" on Betamax!
It's getting kinda heavy
I don't care, here's a Chevy!
And the Wacky World of Minigolf
Starring Eugene Levy!
Oh my God
I absolutely cannot carry one more thing!
Don't you worry, all that's left is this single piece of string
Whoa... you see?
This is exactly why I also packed a spinal surgeon
I hate you, boat
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.56] Hey, it's Link, I'm back, and I'm sailing on a ship
[00:02.73] I'm the King of Red Lions!
[00:03.86] Yo, I don't give a shit
[00:05.03] If there's one thing I've learned from years of saving this land
[00:07.05] It's all I really need is a sword and shield in my hand
[00:09.56] But look over there, that sign says "Beware!"
[00:11.68] "A giant pit no one can jump, you can't fly through the air"
[00:14.07] You'll need a special item to get through that moat
[00:16.16] But what do I know, right? I'm just a fucking boat!
[00:18.67] Fuck, alright, shit, okay
[00:20.76] I can maybe pick up one or two things on my way
[00:22.82] But as far as I'm concerned, all I need is "sword play"
[00:25.01] Shut your fucking elf mouth and take my items, okay?
[00:27.25] Your quest is long, and the road is tough
[00:31.74] The path is dark, you're gonna need a shitload of stuff
[00:36.28] No lives are spared, you better be prepared
[00:41.15] Moblin fangs and a boomerang
[00:43.09] And a cloth to shield that nasty wang!
[00:45.42] From Majora's mask to an empty flask
[00:47.58] Here's what you need to complete your task!
[00:50.03] A bow and arrow, nice, and a skeleton key!
[00:52.08] And a second place trophy from a local spelling bee?
[00:54.45] A candle with the handle, and a single Velcro sandal
[00:56.73] Is this an old court order for a drug related scandal?
[00:58.77] No...
[00:59.27] Hey boat, all these items hurt my back, its a lot!
[01:01.15] Pop a Tylenol, you bitch, you've got 87 slots!
[01:03.26] Here's a hammer that can break any kind of rock that it hits (oh)
[01:05.86] And a pair of full-size studio drum kits (ugh!)
[01:10.05] A giant used Q-tip
[01:11.36] A really small cruise ship
[01:12.42] A parent's signature for a Disneyland school trip?
[01:14.79] Documents that prove the moon landing was a hoax
[01:16.73] And a legendary sacred hidden Golden Tome Of Fart Jokes!
[01:19.15] This Wind Waker lets you control the air
[01:23.34] And this sit maker is a really comfortable reclining chair!
[01:27.98] The road is long, you must protect that schlong
[01:32.63] Noble stallions and quake medallions
[01:34.82] You're a bigger deal than plumbing Italians!
[01:37.14] Sour-dough, a herd of buffalo
[01:39.10] Just a few more things and you're ready to go!
[01:41.68] Your grandma's glass eyeball
[01:42.77] 80-pounds of drywall
[01:43.92] And every single item from the March issue of Skymall?
[01:46.03] A vegan pasta maker
[01:47.22] The wrestler "Undertaker?"
[01:48.31] An odd number of crutches and a family of Quakers
[01:50.69] A basket of muffins
[01:51.61] A turkey with the stuffin'
[01:52.83] A pillow that needs fluffin'?
[01:53.87] A society of puffins!
[01:54.95] A fresh unopened box of race-quality potato sacks
[01:57.32] 46 copies of "The Jerk" on Betamax!
[01:59.52] It's getting kinda heavy
[02:00.48] I don't care, here's a Chevy!
[02:01.69] And the Wacky World of Minigolf
[02:02.90] Starring Eugene Levy!
[02:03.83] Oh my God
[02:04.46] I absolutely cannot carry one more thing!
[02:06.06] Don't you worry, all that's left is this single piece of string
[02:09.19] Whoa... you see?
[02:11.02] This is exactly why I also packed a spinal surgeon
[02:13.88] I hate you, boat
[02:14.94]
[00:02.73] I'm the King of Red Lions!
[00:03.86] Yo, I don't give a shit
[00:05.03] If there's one thing I've learned from years of saving this land
[00:07.05] It's all I really need is a sword and shield in my hand
[00:09.56] But look over there, that sign says "Beware!"
[00:11.68] "A giant pit no one can jump, you can't fly through the air"
[00:14.07] You'll need a special item to get through that moat
[00:16.16] But what do I know, right? I'm just a fucking boat!
[00:18.67] Fuck, alright, shit, okay
[00:20.76] I can maybe pick up one or two things on my way
[00:22.82] But as far as I'm concerned, all I need is "sword play"
[00:25.01] Shut your fucking elf mouth and take my items, okay?
[00:27.25] Your quest is long, and the road is tough
[00:31.74] The path is dark, you're gonna need a shitload of stuff
[00:36.28] No lives are spared, you better be prepared
[00:41.15] Moblin fangs and a boomerang
[00:43.09] And a cloth to shield that nasty wang!
[00:45.42] From Majora's mask to an empty flask
[00:47.58] Here's what you need to complete your task!
[00:50.03] A bow and arrow, nice, and a skeleton key!
[00:52.08] And a second place trophy from a local spelling bee?
[00:54.45] A candle with the handle, and a single Velcro sandal
[00:56.73] Is this an old court order for a drug related scandal?
[00:58.77] No...
[00:59.27] Hey boat, all these items hurt my back, its a lot!
[01:01.15] Pop a Tylenol, you bitch, you've got 87 slots!
[01:03.26] Here's a hammer that can break any kind of rock that it hits (oh)
[01:05.86] And a pair of full-size studio drum kits (ugh!)
[01:10.05] A giant used Q-tip
[01:11.36] A really small cruise ship
[01:12.42] A parent's signature for a Disneyland school trip?
[01:14.79] Documents that prove the moon landing was a hoax
[01:16.73] And a legendary sacred hidden Golden Tome Of Fart Jokes!
[01:19.15] This Wind Waker lets you control the air
[01:23.34] And this sit maker is a really comfortable reclining chair!
[01:27.98] The road is long, you must protect that schlong
[01:32.63] Noble stallions and quake medallions
[01:34.82] You're a bigger deal than plumbing Italians!
[01:37.14] Sour-dough, a herd of buffalo
[01:39.10] Just a few more things and you're ready to go!
[01:41.68] Your grandma's glass eyeball
[01:42.77] 80-pounds of drywall
[01:43.92] And every single item from the March issue of Skymall?
[01:46.03] A vegan pasta maker
[01:47.22] The wrestler "Undertaker?"
[01:48.31] An odd number of crutches and a family of Quakers
[01:50.69] A basket of muffins
[01:51.61] A turkey with the stuffin'
[01:52.83] A pillow that needs fluffin'?
[01:53.87] A society of puffins!
[01:54.95] A fresh unopened box of race-quality potato sacks
[01:57.32] 46 copies of "The Jerk" on Betamax!
[01:59.52] It's getting kinda heavy
[02:00.48] I don't care, here's a Chevy!
[02:01.69] And the Wacky World of Minigolf
[02:02.90] Starring Eugene Levy!
[02:03.83] Oh my God
[02:04.46] I absolutely cannot carry one more thing!
[02:06.06] Don't you worry, all that's left is this single piece of string
[02:09.19] Whoa... you see?
[02:11.02] This is exactly why I also packed a spinal surgeon
[02:13.88] I hate you, boat
[02:14.94]