Audi 5000

"I was Audi 5000"

Earth rumbling, deity humbling
UFOs are hovering, times are so troubling
Doctors started hustling, blood starts puddling
I'm shuddering, discovering they just started shuttling
Humans to the surface of Mars, cops searching our cars
To confiscate notebooks, verses and bars
Aquaman lungs, live in worlds like Atlantis
Cause we destroyed the whole planet with ecological damage
Helicopters patrol, doctors chop up our souls
When we go off the Zoloft we out of control
Now we paranoid animals, a Planet of Apes
With nowhere to escape unless we launch into space
So I gathered all my old school Clue mixtapes
And started digging in the crates before we disintegrate
Demigodz, fuck bitches, get money, not much else
I'm Audi 5000 'fore I pass it to Celph

They said it was a murder attempt
Cause when I punched him in the skull I left a permanent dent
Baritone voice with some nice patterns
Fuck a polar bear's toenail, I'm colder than Antarctic ice caverns
Mice and rabbits, they all looked at as snake food
But I'm hungry for bitches marinating in my bake room
Stomp through like I had earthquake shoes
Showed you how to commit murder over break loops and let AKs shoot
My flow can move mountains, bank account's a loot fountain
Yeah I need two accountants, really who's counting?
I water pistols, you's a potent starch
That'll have you looking like the dude
Who stood in front of the open ark
Intelligent war sword wielder
Reroute the ignition to your gas tank, Charles Dutton four-wheeler
Demigodzilla, you should already snow
I'm Audi 5000 so I pass it to Mo'

It's the most ignant, every verse ridiculous
Say he's sadistic, caught in church getting his dick licked
Hallelujah, all praise to the Gods
The dopest nigga alive has now arrived
Fuck for the love, I'm trying to cash in a mil' or two
And show you monkey-ass niggas how gorillas do
Bring on the best, he's claiming spitting that ether boy
Bet when we meet he greet me like Tim Tebow scored
It's Sonny Two-Shoes, mad rude, no home training
Send your bitch back, ass hurting and throat aching
I'm dough raking, sipping Henny at probation
A lot of dollars made off that powder that's Caucasian
And NEB shit, no secret how I do
Barrel kiss your forehead like your mama do
The new Big Daddy Kane, ain't no half stepping
Audi 5G to the rap world's dressing

I'm 5000, G, oh yeah I'm Audi
Getting money like a Saudi, I got mouths to feed
The revolution will not be televised, what you mean?
I just spent ten grand filling my house with flat screens
Some gasoline, empty bottles of bourbon
The kind of cocktail party you leave first degree burns with
I'm filthy, the dirty version, no detergent
If rap was Iraq, I'd be a fucking insurgent
I blow the spot up, give me my thirty virgins
A place in paradise, to me it's kind of worth it
Right? Fucking A it is, pop the
Hit him until his chest making noise like Jadakiss
The world famous Demigod gangstas
We the same as other rappers 'cept nobody hates us
I ain't even gotta say shit, what could I say?
Besides I'm Audi 5K 'fore I pass it to Shady, man

We the OG trilogy, you couldn't equal the sequel
Defeating Esoteric, that'll take a legend like repo
Listen, do a CD together, you and me? Never
I'd rather listen to Nickelback on repeat forever
Lousy mix, no cash to flick
Bitches with the pouty lips, let's be Audi 5 in my Audi 6
Forgot the A, they don't ever walk away
Let me rhyme like Dr. Dre as all these women say
Now check it, one thing about me, I'm too wordy
Put so much shit in a song, you'd think the clean verse is dirty
So step up, you can try and bring about my death, soldier
Curses, spoiled again like last night's leftovers
Oh Jesus, fall guy like Colt Seavers
I flow with no breathers, that's a Memphis Monroe Beavers
Ryu, Celph Ap, Motive got my back
I'm Audi 5000 so I pass it to Black

I can fit 60 minutes in an hour, so give me 24 of those to live
I load a sig and find the kid who killed B.I.G
Run him down and put sixteen in his wig
Make him want to take back the foul shit that he did
That's word to my unborn kid who ain't a fetus
Sixth man off the bench, Demigodz undefeated
Many crews fell off and their legacies depleted
But we here for the gusto, keeping it raw
And it's a must that we crush dough, live on tour
Crowds roar, demanding encores and more
Shut your mall down, buying all the Nikes out stores
Barefooted in the villa with the heated marble floors
Wars get waged on every notebook page
Act your age, Celph Titled probably packing a gauge
There's no need for the antics, wilding on drugs
Man, I'm Audi 5000, I'm pulling the plug