T Bag Scuffle

Come in from the cold
Come in from the rain
Come in from the cold
Come in from the rain
Give yourself a rub
Let the teabag take the strain

Don't be sad or lonely
Don't be down or blue
If you're looking for a bump
Then Mr. Teabag, he's for you

Tell me how you are
Are you wishing on a star?
Tell me how you are
Are you wishing on a star?
If you want to take a trip
Then the teabag's got the car

If you're down in Deptford
Stranded on the Strand
Beware of Mr. Teabag
London's boogie man

You have a boogie, that's for sure
Nothing wrong with you
That a teabag scuffle won't cure

Don't be sad or lonely
Don't be down or blue
If you're looking for a bump
Then Mr. Teabag, he's for you