None But the Lonely Heart

No, John
It's best that we part, John
You have another wife
And I have another husband
And he has another wife
And she has another husband
It t'isn't the simplest sort of arrangement, t'isn't
No, after all our years of wedded bliss
It's auf wiedersehen, John
We must think of the child
After all, we do have a child
And he has a child
And the child has another wife
And she has another husband
And he has a child
And that child, John, is our child
I must go away somewhere and figure this thing out
Auf wiedersehen, John
Auf wiedersehen

But Mary, dear, I know you have another husband
And that he has another wife
And that she has another husband
And that our own child, through marriage
Is now my uncle
And your sister's father
On your grandmother's side
But can't we talk this over?
There's still time
Our divorce doesn't become final for another five minutes

We'll talk it over some other day, John
But not today

Why not, dear?

Today, I am to be married
Bonsoir, John
Prosit
Auf wiedersehen
Au revoir
Adiós
Aloha

How do you like that?
She didn't even say goodbye!