Christian Bale Is at Your Party
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โฑ๏ธ 1:38 duration
๐ ID: 32204177
๐ Lyrics
*ding dong*
Christian Bale is at your party,
He's alone.
Eating all your queso dip,
Talking on your phone.
Uninvited, he just sort of walks into your home
"What don't you f**king understand?!"
Now Christian Bale is flirting with your unattractive niece,
She is named Amanda but he's calling her Patrice.
He brought a frozen pizza and he sells it by the piece, he says:
"What don't you f**king understand?!"
Now he's stabbing at your wife
"What don't you f**king understand?!"
With a carrot for a knife
"Give me a f**king answer!"
Making fun of your kazoo
*Kazoo Sounds :) *
"Oh good for you!"
Now he's running naked through the crowd,
Everyone can see he's terribly endowed, unabashedly,
Someone called the cops and they're coming up the block.
"F**k!"
Christian Bale is running from policemen on your street,
It's such a scene even Uncle Marvin has to tweet.
Taze him, but Christian doesn't seem to miss a beat,
Repeating "What don't you f**k---
They tackle him, cuff him now he's under their command.
But he's smiling! Almost like he has the upper hand.
A flash of light, Christian Bale has vanished into sand.
"What don't you f**king understand?!"
Christian Bale is at your party,
He's alone.
Eating all your queso dip,
Talking on your phone.
Uninvited, he just sort of walks into your home
"What don't you f**king understand?!"
Now Christian Bale is flirting with your unattractive niece,
She is named Amanda but he's calling her Patrice.
He brought a frozen pizza and he sells it by the piece, he says:
"What don't you f**king understand?!"
Now he's stabbing at your wife
"What don't you f**king understand?!"
With a carrot for a knife
"Give me a f**king answer!"
Making fun of your kazoo
*Kazoo Sounds :) *
"Oh good for you!"
Now he's running naked through the crowd,
Everyone can see he's terribly endowed, unabashedly,
Someone called the cops and they're coming up the block.
"F**k!"
Christian Bale is running from policemen on your street,
It's such a scene even Uncle Marvin has to tweet.
Taze him, but Christian doesn't seem to miss a beat,
Repeating "What don't you f**k---
They tackle him, cuff him now he's under their command.
But he's smiling! Almost like he has the upper hand.
A flash of light, Christian Bale has vanished into sand.
"What don't you f**king understand?!"
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:02.27] *ding dong*
[00:07.92] Christian Bale is at your party,
[00:10.21] He's alone.
[00:11.55] Eating all your queso dip,
[00:13.14] Talking on your phone.
[00:15.48] Uninvited, he just sort of walks into your home
[00:18.95] "What don't you f**king understand?!"
[00:22.29] Now Christian Bale is flirting with your unattractive niece,
[00:25.82] She is named Amanda but he's calling her Patrice.
[00:29.68] He brought a frozen pizza and he sells it by the piece, he says:
[00:33.93] "What don't you f**king understand?!"
[00:36.58] Now he's stabbing at your wife
[00:38.55] "What don't you f**king understand?!"
[00:40.53] With a carrot for a knife
[00:42.57] "Give me a f**king answer!"
[00:44.27] Making fun of your kazoo
[00:46.05] *Kazoo Sounds :) *
[00:48.76] "Oh good for you!"
[00:50.66] Now he's running naked through the crowd,
[00:53.45] Everyone can see he's terribly endowed, unabashedly,
[00:59.36] Someone called the cops and they're coming up the block.
[01:02.42] "F**k!"
[01:03.29] Christian Bale is running from policemen on your street,
[01:06.33] It's such a scene even Uncle Marvin has to tweet.
[01:09.95] Taze him, but Christian doesn't seem to miss a beat,
[01:13.25] Repeating "What don't you f**k---
[01:15.28] They tackle him, cuff him now he's under their command.
[01:18.83] But he's smiling! Almost like he has the upper hand.
[01:22.82] A flash of light, Christian Bale has vanished into sand.
[01:26.44] "What don't you f**king understand?!"
[01:29.50]
[00:07.92] Christian Bale is at your party,
[00:10.21] He's alone.
[00:11.55] Eating all your queso dip,
[00:13.14] Talking on your phone.
[00:15.48] Uninvited, he just sort of walks into your home
[00:18.95] "What don't you f**king understand?!"
[00:22.29] Now Christian Bale is flirting with your unattractive niece,
[00:25.82] She is named Amanda but he's calling her Patrice.
[00:29.68] He brought a frozen pizza and he sells it by the piece, he says:
[00:33.93] "What don't you f**king understand?!"
[00:36.58] Now he's stabbing at your wife
[00:38.55] "What don't you f**king understand?!"
[00:40.53] With a carrot for a knife
[00:42.57] "Give me a f**king answer!"
[00:44.27] Making fun of your kazoo
[00:46.05] *Kazoo Sounds :) *
[00:48.76] "Oh good for you!"
[00:50.66] Now he's running naked through the crowd,
[00:53.45] Everyone can see he's terribly endowed, unabashedly,
[00:59.36] Someone called the cops and they're coming up the block.
[01:02.42] "F**k!"
[01:03.29] Christian Bale is running from policemen on your street,
[01:06.33] It's such a scene even Uncle Marvin has to tweet.
[01:09.95] Taze him, but Christian doesn't seem to miss a beat,
[01:13.25] Repeating "What don't you f**k---
[01:15.28] They tackle him, cuff him now he's under their command.
[01:18.83] But he's smiling! Almost like he has the upper hand.
[01:22.82] A flash of light, Christian Bale has vanished into sand.
[01:26.44] "What don't you f**king understand?!"
[01:29.50]